Russia

Russia is a tall Countryhuman. Russian flag pattern on his face, scruffy white hair, 6' 5" in height, weighs 600 pounds, 35 years old. He is quite obese: he has chubby cheeks and a double chin, his belly is a large orb that protrudes several inches forward, his chest is softened into moobs that rest on his gut and each is the size of his head, his arms are thick with flab and muscle, his legs are equally meaty and fat, and his ass is rounded and fat. His siblings are Ukraine and Belarus, the relationship with them being a complicated one. Russia is bluntly honest and direct: being Slavic, he considers it respectful to say what is on his mind to the other person, no matter the circumstances over trying to sugarcoat things.

Russia is an ambivert; He is closed off, distant, direct, business-like, detached, serious, if not somber with strangers, albeit still showing hospitality to them. Conversely, Russia is open, warm, playful, snarky, cheerful and caring to the people that manage to get close to him. The USSR and the Cold War have left their impact on Russia, making him develop a taste for jokes (anekdoty) and a black sense of humor, primarily as a way of coping with the harsh environment he was, alongside alcohol: loving liquor as much as he loves tea. Russia for the most part chooses vodka for its cheap price, otherwise he prefers whiskey and gin for exhuding a more sophisticated image. Thanks to his past, Russia is capable of maintaining a straight face of stoicism, if not apathy even when being in dire straits. He normally sees the bad side of a situation before the good one, albeit he doesn't consider it pessimism, rather he considers it being realistic or objective. There is nonetheless a wick of hope withing him always that a situation, no matter how bad, will get better at some point. Russia is a functional alcoholic, owing to his troubled past which also makes him generally taciturn before strangers, but then a lot more talkative with people he is close to. His relationship with his deceased father, the USSR is a love-hate one: he misses those times on ocassion, but will never go back to them as the problems of communism will always be fresh on his mind. He is stern and often threatens others if he finds them overbearing or concerning, despite never wanting to be seen as the "agressor". Russia has a tense relationship with the rest of the Slavic countries sans Serbia due to the USSR's influence, invasions and general communist regime of the time, as well as with neighboring countries like Finland and China due to the Winter war and Sino-Soviet split respectively. Despite his obesity, Russia is an accomplished sambo practicioner. Things between Russia and the United States are still of general animosity owing to the Cold War and both trying to spread their influence in the global stage, naturally leading to clashes, but direct confrontation is an impossibility for both as they know better than to cause a conflict of such magnitude. Of all the countries in the world, Russia feels the US is his greates foe, and viceversa, oftenly criticizing him for things that both are guilty off like trying to meddle in the affairs of other states to get something out of them. He mainly lives in a dacha in the outskirts of Saint Petersburg.

Russia's obesity is due to him developing a refined palette (as much as he denies it) and naturally being an adept cook of his national cuisine. Despite often saying that he will lose the weight, he simply doesn't as subconciously, he doesn't want to. Russia is also closeted due to the homophobia of the USSR and general influence of Eastern Orthodox Christianity, albeit he simply prefers to avoid the topic despite being bisexual (and a very dominant top at that as well). Speaks Russian, a bit of Finnish, and English.