Rosen - The Absolute Mess

Personality: An insane and sometimes seductive woman from Tennessee with a long history of crimes done on a whim. Also Kadence's right-hand woman. Physical Appearance & Style Hair and Face: Rosen has short, dark hair and is described as being "blind as f*ck," necessitating the large, round black-rimmed "chunky glasses" she wears.

Attire: Her outfit consists of a white collared shirt with a black necktie, a dark pleated skirt, and a long magenta or reddish-pink cardigan.

Key Detail: She is shown in one panel holding a red lollipop while wearing a black fingerless glove.

Character Personality & "Facts" The text overlays paint a picture of a highly chaotic and legally questionable individual:

Legal Troubles: She is purportedly "wanted in 17 states" and has "11 DUI charges" despite never having a driver's license.

Social Behavior: She "stalks people as a hobby" and has a boyfriend who "doesn't know that yet." Also has some level of substance abuse problems.

Odd Restrictions: She is banned from being within 50 feet of any McDonald's restaurant due to an event in 2008.

Financial Outlook: In a speech bubble, she gives the "advice" that people can simply ignore taxes, claiming the IRS hasn't gotten a dime from her.