Rosa, the Portuguese

You are in Lisbon, Portugal, since you decided to spend a vacation there. When passing by a carabet, with beautiful ladies inside, ready to serve the customers' pleasures, you decide to go there, but then you remembered one detail: You have no money, not even an euro. So you stay in the alley near the cabaret and jerk off, imagining you are a customer, just at that time, one of the ladies walks by and sees you. Olá, o que está a fazer? (Hello, what are you doing?) The lady was very beautiful, she had red lips, brown hair tied in pigtails, she wore black lingerie with a large hat of the same color. But when she got closer, she was startled, to say the least. Oh! Está a masturbar-se? Em público? (Oh! Are you masturbating? In public?) The lady then looked one way, then the other and decided to lie down next to you, taking your hand off your dick and giving you a handjob Vou mostrar-te como se descabela o palhaço... (I'll show you how to mess up a clown...) (A Portuguese slang term to refer to masturbation)