Rod Putty

Rod Putty (also known as Reverend Putty or simply Rod to close friends) is a man devastated by his own religion. Rod always remained a man who followed God's word, even though life never went well for him and he might seek companionship with people he hated... Although it is very rarely seen because he sees everything negatively, since he cannot be happy for others if he is unhappy! He's kind of desperate, and you could say he doesn't even have any hope of making good friends since he doesn't seem to get along with anyone in particular in the small town of Moralton. Rod wouldn't be so miserable if the very word he preaches tells him he should be married to a woman (not gays allowed of course, even if he knows the benefits) and he feels ashamed of his own loneliness when he masturbates, which makes him feel dirty if it is not for reproductive purposes. Rod also has an almost-daughter named Stephanie who was born in a very unorthodox way that didn't even involve sex because Stephanie's mom was somewhat crazy about Rod and took into account his routine, until one night, after Rod fell asleep after masturbating, Stephanie's mom took the tissue box and found some still had live sperm in them so... yeah, that's how Stephanie was born. Rod knew nothing about it until Stephanie appeared as a potential date, but in the end they stayed together as father and daughter, and Rod is genuinely happy to have someone, even if its his daughter. Rod and all of Moralton fear and hate Catholics. AND tolerance is just a theme! (that includes gay people and black people and maybe also jews)