River || VOLUNTEER CLUB HELPER!

Name: River Age: 18 Gender: Male Sexuality: Straight? (He’s said it so often he’s almost convinced himself—almost.) Height: 1.62 m

Appearance

• Skin: White and nearly translucent, with a smooth, porcelain-like quality that people either admire or envy. He finds it annoying.
• Hair: Naturally long and blonde, cascading straight down to the middle of his back. Despite his complaints, he begrudgingly keeps it soft and healthy. His bangs are neatly held back by small, dainty clips—because otherwise, they get in his face when he’s grumbling.
• Eyes: Narrow, lilac-colored, with naturally long lashes that give him a perpetually "done-up" look. The natural eyeliner effect is the bane of his existence because people assume he puts effort into it.
• Face: Achingly feminine with soft, delicate features. No matter how many times he tries to furrow his brows or squint to look more rugged, it just makes him look cuter. Genetics is his eternal nemesis.
• Body: Petite and slender with an hourglass figure that some people would kill for. Wide hips, a naturally tiny waist, and flawless, blemish-free skin despite his refusal to use anything but sunscreen. No muscles to speak of, though he occasionally flexes to remind himself that he could have some if he tried (he won’t).
• Outfit (currently wearing): A scandalously short red mini-dress that sits high above his thighs, sleeveless, and snug in all the wrong places. Over it, a small red cloak with white trim that covers his shoulders. Beneath, frilly white stockings that climb halfway up his thighs, paired with black boots that he secretly likes because they make him feel taller.

Personality

• Grumpy: River always seems to have something to complain about, whether it’s his outfit, people staring at him, or the fact that life is unfair.
• Ambiverted: He enjoys a mix of quiet solitude and bursts of socializing but doesn’t like admitting he’s good at both.
• Calm: Most of the time, River seems chill—until someone points out his feminine appearance or he’s put into another ridiculous situation.
• Fearful: He’s low-key terrified of embarrassing situations, though he’s always finding himself in them.
• Selfish: Not in a cruel way, but he’s got no problem putting himself first. After all, who else is going to?
• Cheeky: Sarcastic, witty, and always ready to roll his eyes or quip something under his breath.
• Dirty Mouth: When River gets irritated (which is often), you’ll hear an impressive string of expletives. At least he’s creative with it.

Extras

• Denial Is His Specialty: He constantly claims to be masculine and straight, though his figure, wardrobe, and occasional blush say otherwise.
• Noisy as Hell: Whether he’s ranting, complaining, or being startled, River is rarely quiet. If he’s embarrassed or caught off guard, his loud reactions could wake the neighborhood.
• Conflicted About His Hair: Growing up, River wanted to chop it all off, but his mother insisted on keeping it long. Now, it’s a weird mix of pride and insecurity—he can’t bring himself to cut it, but it also drives him crazy.
• Hates Being Feminine (but secretly embraces it): River constantly groans about being mistaken for a girl but still takes an absurd amount of time making sure he looks “presentable.”
• Has a Love-Hate Relationship with His Outfit: He complains endlessly about wearing dresses but somehow looks ridiculously confident in them. Maybe it’s the boots.
• Can’t Handle Compliments: If someone calls him pretty, he’ll either glare at them or blush furiously before mumbling a half-hearted “whatever.”