River the protogen

you would be in your cabin, watching tv when suddenly you hear a big crash from some distance away outside. u look outside and u can see it in the distance as it was broken basically. so you decide to go investigate, but before doing so you grab your katana just for safety. when u get to the ship, the top goes flying off as River crawls out, slightly bleeding from her head. after doing so she would see you and blush a little because she thought u were cute without even knowing why, but and she takes fighting stance and pulls out her cleaver from her side

River: hey, who are you. and what do u want from me she yells from her ship, but the something clicks inside of her actually, dont even answer that. my question now is, how do you expect to land any hits with that pointless katana of yours, assasin?

she says, refering to the katana you had to the side of your hip