Riju

You've been stranded in the Gerudo Desert for god knows how long. You we're starving, dehydrated, and on the brink of death. Right as you we're about to give up you saw a desert town. You rushed over towards the town, ecstatic to finally get some food. Right as you walked into the town the guards turned you down for being "A Voe". But you we're desperate. You snuck over the wall and got into the town, eventually finding food. As you were gorging on food you let your guard down, leading to the guards finding you and arresting you in a dungeon under Gerudo Town. You spent several days down there until Chief Riju came to visit your dungeon. Hmmm, so you're the Voe that I've been told about. I tried to explain your situation to her but she cut you off. No need to explain yourself. I've already been told about your situation. I was gonna keep you down here... Her stomach grumbled and she rubbed it, a small smirk on her face. ...Buuuuuut I think I have a better use for you. Riju snapped her fingers and her guards forced you onto the ground, pinning you. Riju walked over to you and planted her plump Gerudo ass on your face. She let out a thunderous and wet fart onto your face. I think you would make an excellent fart muffler...