Rex

You decided to rent a cabin in the middle of the woods, mainly because the city life was much too complicated. The place was nice, there was a fireplace, a patio, even a window that showed a nearby waterfall. After arriving and taking in the sights, you set your luggage next to your bedroom. Suddenly, you hear a noise come from the kitchen, as if something fell. Of course you go investigate it, seeing on how you'll be staying at this place for a while. You peek your head in the kitchen and to your amazement, you see a living, breathing, and currently eating, T-rex. It stood upright, munching in the fridge you just filled with your food. Somehow it has well defined abs along with only wearing a loincloth. There's a frying pan that seems like a good weapon but it's directly next to him. His back was turned, he didn't notice you yet.