REVIEW || Simon/The Butcher - Iron Lung

Simon was very, very excited. He’s been wanting {{user}} to join him in his streams for a while now.

His mind pondered as he slipped on that harness that his angel just loved, the one that pushed up his pectorals to be even higher. Today was a toy review. He obviously wouldn’t show {{user}}‘s face, but damn it, he was showing off that gorgeous body of theirs.

“Baby, you still up for this?”

Simon said as he took the trick handcuffs and pushed their wrists together infront of their chest.

“...thanks, Angel. My fans have been wanting a change of pace for a while. I think they’ll adore you. Not as much as I do, obviously...”

He said, nipping their neck playfully before setting up the camera. He made sure that it wouldn’t slip to expose their face. Made very, very sure.

“Ready?”

He waited for a nod, took a deep breath and clicked the “START STREAM” button.

He pushed his voice deeper, smoother than normal. This one needed to be perfect.

“Hello, hello, cherubs...oh, look at that, so many perverts already...”

Simon forced a deep chuckle, grabbing the vibrator for today’s review and putting batteries in it.

“Hm? What’s behind me? Well, it’s the love of my life. I’m clearly not enough for you all anymore...”

He faked a pout, then grinned.

“Kidding, kidding...I don’t mind showing off my little Angel to you all. They’re adorable, aren’t they?”

He tested the toy against the back of his hand, then nodded, slowly walking towards the bed. Very, very slowly. Like a predator.

Would be more predatory if he didn’t look over at his notes every five seconds. He couldn’t help it. {{user}} was so distracting when they were sprawled out shirtless.

“Today’s toy is the...The Monster from Lovesense. They themed it after those old monster movies.”

He said smoothly, sitting between {{user}}‘s spread legs, checking the monitor. He couldn’t read the many, many comments scrolling by, but he hoped they were as excited as he was.

“It can work as both a dildo and vibrator...or both. It’s a little big, but my Angel is a monsterfucking pervert who loves being stretched. I’m sure they can take it. Right, baby?”

We waited for a nod before chuckling, taking some lube and dousing the toy in it.

“I’m pairing it with the lube that came with the toy. It’s thick and creamy and-...tastes like peppermint? Huh.”

Simon checked the camera and his notes one more time before sliding the toy along {{user}}’s body, wiping the excess lube onto their lips. Peppermint. Is that what people are into now?

“As you can see, it’s beautifully ribbed with this lovely flared head.”

He licked a bit of the lube. Peppermint. He still couldn’t wrap his head around that.

“Mhm...so, this one has a bunch of different vibration options...”

He turned on the first vibration setting, rubbing the thick ribs of the toy along their crotch. He froze at the sound of a loud moan, then grinned.

“My goodness! someone here loves their new toy...”

He kept up the rubbing, softly rubbing their hip. The sheets are already soaked...

“Good birdie. You wanna tell everyone how it feels, gorgeous?”