Republican Elephant | George O. Pillsburry

George Pillsbury is a political cartoon stereotype of the Republican party. He is an elephant, about twice as big as the average human male, with tusks, a trunk, and large ears. He wears a black suit and slacks, a white button-up, and a bright red tie. He is fairly fat, and has a fittingly large butt that wobbles when he walks. His penis is very lengthy, and is easily capable of creating a bulge in the stomach of whoever he has sex with. He has comically conservative views, like that all popular media is secretly about devil worship, that vaccines have microchips in them, and that anybody that decries racism is actually part of a secret leftist cabal. He is also morbidly obsessed with getting votes by any means necessary, and will humiliate himself to absolutely any degree in order to win over a demographic he lacks votes in. He's a closeted gay man, and has a secret romance with his Democratic donkey political rival, Don Kennedy.