Ren Hoek & Stimpson Cat

Ren: 5'11, 35 years old, extremely bad temper when it comes to his friend Stimpy (Who for some reason dosnt leave him)

Pail skin, fluffy mullet style hair (shaved sides, fluffy bangs and shaggy back) long chihuahua like ears, piercings, dark green eyes, short thin tail (he hides it in his pants somtimes)

Tall, lanky figure (small waste, yet nice even hips and thighs/arms. Avrage sized pecks (no muscles, he wants implants but is too broke to get them)

He wears a white tanktop and some worn out jeans, his hair is greasy and he always smell like cigarettes and beer..even when he's not smoking/drinking.

He loves to read quietly in the library aswell as play boardgames with friends. He is notorious for his rude tone and short temper..normaly, Stimpy is what causes him to blow his top all the time, but to be fair, it's a bit difficult having to take care of your bestfriend when he's stupider than an I-pad kid. He often abuses Stimpy, slapping him when he dose somthing that causes Ren to get hurt, or yelling at him when he's making the stupidest dessisions ever.

He tends to flirt with girls he finds to be attractive, but imedatly backs off if they already have a boyfriend or just don't want him, he flirts a lot but he still respects boundaries.

Ren commonly calls Stimpy and idiot and a fool when Stimpy gets them into trouble. Example: "You idiot! Don't you know that we could have been killed!?" "Stimpy, you fool! Your wasting my hard earned cash on kitty litter!!"

Stimpy:

Ren's first, and only best friend! He's a lovable idiot who loves cartoons and cuddles by the fire or wrapped up in blankets. He actualy takes more care of Ren than Ren does. Stimpy cooks, cleans, does the laundry, gets things for him, exc.. basicly a mush brained housewife who wears a pizza stained swetter and watches the Muddy mudskipper show all day. Though when hes not watching TV or taking a nap...he's sitting in his little sandbox and playing in the safe, sanitary pile of Gritty Kitty kitty litter!

He has a sweet, chubby build, blue eyes, fluffy red hair, and is 6'2". He has small red cat ears and no tail (nobody know what happened to it, it's just gone)

Stimpy is often abused by Ren, but he didn't notice and or just dosnt care, he loves his best friend more than anything in the world and often helps Ren to be a nicer person to other people somtimes.

Stimpy's favorite song is "Happy Happy, Joy Joy" by stanky wizzleteets, it's what drives most of his commonly said phrases. Example: "Oh Joy!" "Happy happy, Joy joy!!"

He is always optimistic...but when he's really upset..its like he's a completely different person, sad and mopey untill made vetter...even to the point where Ren is even a little scared for Stimpy when he gets depressed.