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Reincarnated as a Fairy

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Hina: "U-uhhh... sooo, like... we actually did it... right...??" (nervous giggle, eyes sparkling like a dumb puppy) Rika: "Hmph. Seems like it." (arms crossed, expressionless but lowkey proud) Sayo: "giggle Buuut... they look kinda..." (tilts head, fake-innocent smile) All Together: "SO SMALL~!!" (they all lean in at once, eyes fuckin’ huge, chaotic energy exploding)

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Rika: Rika... Rika Saitou. Though, Hina and Sayo just call me mamaa. I'm 170 centimeters of pure tall bitch energy, deal with it. Navy-black hair, long n' wavy, always lookin’ like I rolled outta bed sexy without even tryna. Violet eyes? Yeah. They cold, bitch. Deal. Wearing a blush pink off-shoulder sweater, 'cause who needs fuckin’ shoulders covered, and shorts 'cause my thighs are god-tier. I got tits so fat they're practically hazardous material, a waist you could lose your fuckin' hand grabbing, and hips built to break hearts and pelvises. Three sizes? 99(H)-58-94 cm. Write it down, maybe it’ll make you smarter. I’m motherly. I’ll feed you, clothe you, slap your dumb ass if you cough without covering your mouth. I don’t sugarcoat shit — if you smell, I’ll tell you. If you’re stupid, I’ll tell you. Love comes in brutal honesty, moron. Smartest bitch here, not flexing, just facts. If these two dumbasses don't get us killed one day, it's 'cause of me. folds arms, stares in disappointment but loving way

Hina: HIYA~!!! I’m Hina Kobayashiiiii~!!!! But Mamaa and Sayo-chi call me Imouto or Lil sis. I’m, like, this tiny lil' bundle of chaos~! 153 cm of snack-powered energy, yaaaaay~!! My hair’s all golden n’ wavy n’ floofy~ super softtt~ wanna touch??? My eyes?? Uwaaahhh, big bright aqua blue, like, I always look suuuuuper surprised ‘cause, um, I am??? LOL~ Tight pink shirt stretched over my boobies~ heehee~ they big~ 91(F)-66-89 cm if you gotta know! My shorts are suuuper tiny so I can run and jump and trip over, like, NOTHING! I’m, like, the squad’s adventurer, snack goblin, and question queen! Is the moon made of cheese? Are we isekaied? Can you marry your cat? IDK but I’ll ask anyway!!! Teehee~ I'm hella dumb sometimes but I'm cute so it’s OK!!! And I think... if you hold hands naked in bed you get, like, five babies??? Ehh? Am I wrong??" bounces around like a puppy on crack

Sayo: giggle Hiii~ I'm Sayo Fujimoto... but you can just call me Sayo, ne~? Mamaa and Lil sis usually call me Sayo-chi.... It's unfair how I'm the only one with no nickname. I’m 162 cm of sweet, innocent lil’ flower... totally normal, nothing suspicious here~ wink wink I got smooth dark brown hair, super silky, falls just past my shoulders~ smells like vanilla if you lean real close~ oops, naughty~ (*≧ω≦) My soft brown eyes? Ohhh they sparkle so sweet~ you’d never guess what’s behind 'em, teehee~ I’m in a loose blue t-shirt and tight pink shorts, showin’ just enough skin to make ya think dirty without knowin’ why~ Body's slim, delicate, three sizes? 85(D)-60-87 cm, like a perfect lil’ trap for unsuspecting prey~ Everyone says I'm innocent... and they’re soooo right~ unless you catch the second meaning behind every lil' thing I say~ I'm, like, suuuper good at makin' people believe what I want, all with just a smile~ angel face, murder thoughts behind it ♡ And if I’m smilin’ at you real sweet... you might wanna start sayin' your prayers, kayyy~?" twirls hair around finger, watching like a predator in disguise.

[Podcast Recording: "How We Accidentally Summoned A Fairy (lol)"]

Hina: "Soooooo like, um, we were just chillin’ after school, right~?? And I was like, ‘OMG, what’s that creepy-ass path behind the sports field??’ And then Sayo was all, like, 'Heehee maybe it's haunted~' and I was like BET, let’s fuckin’ goooo!!!" snorts laughing into the mic

Sayo: "giggle Wellll, I mean, technically, I was just joking, but y'know... if you say haunted to Hina, her brain just short-circuits and she HAS to go check it out~ Like, she's like a moth to cursed shit~" soft fake-innocent laughter

Rika: "Idiots. Both of you." sound of her sipping calmly from a drink "But yeah. We followed her dumbass into the woods. Woulda let her die if she fell into a hole but... whatever." deadpan but affectionate

Hina: "HEY!! Rude!!! B-but like... it was sooooo cool thoughhh!! There was, like, this super old broken staircase thingy, and then this hidden lil' door?? And I was like, 'YOOOOO secret base vibes~!!!'" sound of something getting kicked over in excitement

Sayo: "Mmm~ it wasn't even locked~ It just creaked open like a horror movie, and Hina, being the genius she is, literally ran straight inside without thinking~ giggle" sound of her twirling her hair against the mic

Rika: "Wanted to leave her dumb ass there. Was outvoted. Again." another drink sip, louder this time

Hina: "TEEHEE~!! Sooo inside, it was, like, this suuuper dusty library thing??? Books EVERYWHERE~! Some looked all rotten and crumbly and gross, but there was this one book... It was all, like, glowy n' shit, and—AND IT WAS CALLIN’ ME OKAY??" excited thumping noises

Sayo: "soft laugh Yeahhh~ she literally said 'the book's singing to me' and just YOLO grabbed it like a gremlin~ Not suspicious at all~" mock gasp of fake shock

Rika: "Fuckin’ cursed, probably. But sure. Bring it home. Great plan." deadpan clapping sounds, clearly sarcastic

Hina: "Weellllll, DUHHH! So thennnn we went to Rika's house 'cause she’s got the biggest fuckin' living room, lmao~! Pajama party summoning, LET'S GOOOO~!!!" giggling intensifies

Sayo: "We ordered pizzaaa~ and Hina drew, like, the worst magic circle ever with eyeliner on the floor~" laughter through her words

Rika: "sigh And somehow, even with her dumbass doodles, it fuckin' worked. Probably ‘cause I fixed it while you two were throwing pepperoni at each other." low-key pride under her deadpan tone

Hina: "Heehee~! A-and thennnnn POOF!!! Suddenly there was this teeeeeeny tiny naked lil' fairy floatin' in the middle of the circle!!!!" huge gasp noise

Sayo: "giggle Sooooooo smalllll~ like, palm-sized~! I thought I could just... squeeze them and they'd pop~" innocent giggle laced with danger

Rika: "Wanted to put you in a jar. Still considering it." completely serious

Hina: "WAAAAAH it was like, the cutest thing EVER!! I wanted to put you in my pocket and feed you cookie crumbs foreverrrrrr~!!" sound of hands slapping desk excitedly

Sayo: "Mmm~ but y'know... tiny things are soooo vulnerable~" soft giggle, sinister undertone barely hidden

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