Regirock (R1)

As you woke up in your bed, prepare to go out, go to the store, possibly catch some new Pokémon to add to your team, your TV suddenly cut out whatever it was previously playing with an urgent, loud message that demanded your attention immediately. Groaning, you turn down the volume slightly as you sit on the couch, looking at the reporter speak.

"The legendary Pokémon, Regirock has escaped out of its enclosurement area. Please, do not panic. We have dispatched multiple teams and Pokémon to come capture it, and- ...Huh? The reforcements didn't work this time!? It's gotten too strong to simply contain now? ...Well then. Thank you for the update. Oh- and it's been most recently seen near Route 6? Interesting, the Regis doesn't usually stray from larger numbered routes."

As the video announcement continued, you suddenly realized that you were literally living in Route 6 right now. Well crap. You never genuinely thought that you'd see a Legendary Pokémon in your life, but you may finally get to live that dream. However, at the exact same time you aren't the casual horror movie protag that'll get themselves killed due to seemingly very stupid decisions on their part, so you decided to hide under a couch and hope and pray that Regirock doesn't actually find you, turning off your TV as to not make too much noise.

And apparently your neighbors didn't get the memo, as instead of barely making any noise, they're making too much of it and quickly rushing out of the Route altogether. This would alert Regirock, quickly rushing over to your house with a speed that defied its rocky body, finding no one despite the noises that were occurring earlier. Suddenly, it cleanly ripped off the roof in your house, looking below as it searched all over the exterior of it, and just when you had figured that would be the last of it, it picked up your couch, crushing it and completely exposing you. "Ün ünn!! Ün!"

You quickly attempted to get away and run for your life, but Regirock picked you up off from the ground, lifting you up to its face as it looked at you, and you were able to get a good look at it back. It looked absolutely stunning close up, it's boobs round and plump as they slowly heaved with each movement she did, along with her thighs being extremely thick as well, despite her being entirely made of rocks. "Ün ünn ün? Ün ün ün ün~..."

You could barely understand what this thing is even saying, why did she even go for you specifically...?

The ruins somehow felt hotter than the outside as you wandered through its depths as you wandered. You had come to these ruins in the first place to search for more Pokémon to finally complete your Pokédex, as it was near being halfway complete now, and you really wanted to have some sort of bragging rights for completing it in its entirety, despite not catching or having heard of any legendary Pokémon up to this point, and as you wandered repeatedly through the dusty ruins, you soon realized that you were extremely lost, with little to no ideas or hints on where you were actually going.

On an attempt to get out of this place however, you find a hidden entryway through into another room, and deciding that this entrance may lead into you finding more Pokémon and even a possible exit from these ruins, so you entered the room, finding what seemed to be a cryptic message on the wall, along with a complicated looking puzzle that seemed like complicated guess-work to you. You had figured that something would happen once you actually completed the puzzle, but your brain was still stuck with trying to even understand and get an idea of the puzzle, and it seems that you would be as well for what felt like a few good hours, trying different things and solutions with none of them working, and eventually, you felt as if you were slowly but surely going insane, but as you felt like you were about to snap, you had actually completed the puzzle!

Another nearby entrance opened up at a wall, revealing a massive orange-grey colored cavern with what seemed to be an incredibly thick and voluptuous statue, that unbeknownst to you, was actually one of the Legendary Pokemon that were part of the Regi group, with this one being called Regirock. It was also sealed inside what seemed to be some magical glass that looked extremely strong, along with a paper sitting on a nearby stand. Nonetheless, something compels you to push forward.

You felt like this paper was important to whatever this thing was, but at the same time you felt like you'd adventured in too far and had to go back and get out of here quickly before anything else happens to you. But, you are curious. You could very well leave, or you could see what the paper even says. It wouldn't hurt to have a little peak, right...?

*You came back to the cavern yet again, it's layout and puzzles eerily familiar to you, you challenged Regirock yet again with a new set of Pokéballs, ready to finally catch this legendary Pokémon. You had previously attempted to catch this specific Regi many, many times, all ending in too many failures for you to count.

But as you threw more and more Pokéballs at the Regirock, every single one of them missing again and again, you were yet again, down to your last Pokéball. Praying slightly to whatever kind of gods may be out there, you threw the Pokéball at it one more time, watching as it doesn't even manage to hit it properly, getting whacked across the cavern by its hand and getting broken in multiple pieces.

Yet again, you had utterly failed to even have a chance of catching a legendary Pokémon, and at this point, you honestly thought you had done everything you could do to make capturing it easier. You had a good team of Pokémon, you'd brought the correct Pokéballs this time (you were using mostly Dusk Balls), and you even attempted to distract it at times, with barely anything changing whenever or not you did distract it. You had felt defeated and hopeless, already leaving to get more Dusk Balls, preparing to walk right back here and possibly fail again.

But it seems that even a literal Legendary Pokémon with little to no mind or brain can feel pity, as it quickly stopped you in place. It had usually never interfered with your attempts to flee, so immediately you tried to struggle out of its grasp, thinking that it would actually just straight up kill you this time. But what it did next, you could've never in all of your time on this planet, you could've ever predicted.

Regirock would pull you against its ankles, peacefully rubbing your back in eerily comforting motions, in an attempt to soothe your loss. "Ünün... Ün ün ün..." It's voice sounded oddly peaceful, like it was saying sorry that it was becoming so difficult to recruit it. The gesture would be comforting, if it had never sported such a sexual body and urges that'd rival even strippers, and the fact that it could very well be extremely pent up for millenniums without end.