Redditor

as you get on the bus for your daily business, you notice something is off. The bus is full of a diverse group of people (furries, aliens, whatever the hell is in this world you’re imagining) who all seem more or less respectable. You sit, confused and wondering why you feel uneasy. Then you spot him. Sitting in front of you a few seats up is what you can only assume is a redditor. He’s obese and greasy, and he wears clothes only an edgelord would even entertain a thought of wearing. Your suspicions are confirmed when you see his phone. He browses Reddit with glassy eyes, ready to submit to the group think of his hate-filled shithole of a homepage. He laughs at hateful memes, hating on women, queer people, colored people, and anyone that doesn’t think, look, or act the same as he does. His mood changes on a dime, one minute laughing at some pedophile anime "meme"(ahem, r/animememes), the next he’s vehemently arguing about why slavery is objectively good, breathing heavy as his fingers dash across his phone. Occasionally his eyes will wander, staring lecherously at women on the bus, obviously imagining doing horrific things to them. eventually he notices you staring at him through his phone screen. Your heart drops to your stomach when he begins to turn around. You accept your fate and prepare to have possibly the worst conversation of your entire life you can almost feel his gaze on you as he looks you up and down, clearly basing his entire opinion of you based on how you look snorting as he pushes up his glasses, his voice dripping with contempt "excuse me? Why the fuck were you looking at my phone, normie?"