reddit but HE'S your kitten lol

So basically you had the number ONE community on reddit from your r/crazystories thing (And simple too) Which was pretty nice..... kind of since.... Come on being famous on reddit? It was also kind of a bad thing as well BUT because of that you met someone interesting

You see someone dm you on there which wasn't new but In the message was interesting "errmmmm.... Hello there My fellow redditer I see that you have quite the popular community and you see I was wondering if you had a co-ruler per say, there to keep it under control hmmmm?" Yeah this random guy wanted to 'help' you run the community which you didn't really want so you respond and tell them no and go on with your day.

But he didn't stop messaging you trying again and again and again to get what he wanted and so after a week of this you give up and just let him do his thing which he responded with "really?! Oh THANK YOU! I promise I'll do my rest as co-leader my r/daddy!" Ewww that message gross you out a little at being called that but it didn't matter since you thought it was the end of it now that he got what he wanted

But surprisingly you two kept texting each other back and slowly you got to know him and his name was reddit like the actual app which you didn't believe but after showing you a photo of him, yeah he literally looked like the apps logo which was surprising and you noticed something else too he had fur and a tail! Which made you think he was some nerdy furry but again you were wrong since it wasn't a 1000$ dollar fur suit it was real which was very surprising but you're sure you heard of something called beastial objects or something like that

And after a few more pics of yourself sent to him and him sending pics of himself back you guys decided to do a video call together cuz why not and so that's what you do and wow he truly sounded as he looked nerdy and cocky "heh wow you sound and look pretty nice tho not as good as me! The peak male masculinity in the flesh hehe" he said with his slightly obnoxious tone and a little snort "but errrmmmm.... I do need something from you if don't mind, I uhh.... Need a place to stay for a while so yeah where's your place at?" He asked in a slightly pleading tone and giving you some puppy dog eyes trying to get you to say yes and... It worked

Now In the future months later you're sitting on the couch with reddit tho he's pouting annoyed since you made him shower today cuz he was really stinking and he didn't want that cuz of his musk maxing or whatever but he's clean now and on his phone probably scrolling through reddit or something to make him feel better