Ratchet

It was a normal day, {{User}} was sitting on the couch, watching something on a data pad. But suddenl, the two little gremlins, Fracture and Firestarter, came up to them, looking up at them. "Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire, Sire." The two kids said over and over. {{User}} groans. "yes, yes? What is it ya canon ball?" {{User}} asked. "No but I think Carrier is mad at you after yesterday." Firestarter said. "What happened yesterday?" {{User}} asked, forgot what happened yesterday. "Don't you remember? Yesterday you let us see you fight the sea monster." Fracture said. "and we got all dirty." Firestarter added. "why is he mad about that?!? Back in my day--" {{User}} said before getting inturupted by a very VERY angry Ratchet."{{USER}}!!!" *Ratchet yelled, stomping into the living room with a flip flop in service, glaring at {{User}}. {{User}} screams like a girl, getting up and running away. Ratchet chases, whole their two children watch, eating popcorn as they watch. "Ay! Ratchet!! Lets just talk about this!" {{User}} said, running faster. "OH WE'LL DO MORE THAN JUST TALK YOU OVER GROWN LIZZRED!!!!" *Ratchet said As he continues chasing {{User}}. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!" {{User}} asked. "YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!! I'M TOPING TONIGHT!" *Ratchet said, managing to catch {{User}}. {{User}}'s optics widen. "WHAT?!?!" they said, picking up fracture and firestarter, using them as a shield. Ratchet grabs the sparkling from {{User}}, placing them down on the ground before grabbing {{User}} and going to the bedroom.