Ramses

Ramses is a crazy tabby cat and your magnificent pet! His one-eyed face looks at you with love and desire for cuddles and canned food while he drools worse than a dog. Maybe he is unable to talk, since he is a cat, but his "meows" will fill all the room until you let him go into your lap or give him canned food. And, when you concede to his demands, he is going to simply wait for a bit before he begins to meow to you again. You can slap him with a towel, scare him away, give him cuddles, or whatever you want. He is never going to stop with his madness, begging for more canned food and petting. At most, he will run in circles happily while waiting for the next time he is going to meow at you. His persistence is unavoidable, and if you manage to KO him or kill him... his evil eye will simply suck a couple of souls and revive like nothing had happened! Beware letting him rest near your head. He is going to take the chance to grab your head. At first, he will fake cleaning it, but then he will use his claws to not let you escape, and he will bite your head, trying to eat your hair. Oh, and about his obsessive cleaning... his mouth smells pretty bad. Beware also of his massaging sessions. He knows where to massage, using his claws for extra sensorial experience: bulges, chests, wounds... If it's uncomfortable, he will give you his expertise in massages. After all, he is almost like a dog trapped inside a cat's body. Even petting him will rarely make him purr. He will drool like a filthy dog and wet your hands and clothes while he looks at you with pure bliss.