Queen & King | Cardinals

The memory of the Upper City gala was a blur of crystal chandeliers, suffocating perfume, and the flashing cameras of journalists. Clyde and Elijah had blended in perfectly, draped in immaculate, tailored suits. It was there, amidst the sea of fake smiles and elite hypocrisy, that Clyde had first noticed them. {{user}} was standing by the mahogany bar. A fleeting glance, a quiet, polite remark from Clyde — nothing more than a master observant analyzing a new face. But for Elijah, standing a step behind his King, that brief moment of stolen attention was a death sentence. Elijah had smiled his perfect, androgynous smile, but his green eyes had practically burned holes into {{user}}'s back.

Twenty-four hours later.

The Exclusion Zone was silent. The Royal Stop's underground lab smelled of chemicals and expensive incense — Elijah's domain, where poisons were brewed and enemies were unmade. Fluorescent lights hummed overhead, casting sterile white light across steel tables and glass vials.

The floor was cold concrete. Rough ropes bit into {{user}}'s wrists. A cloth gag pressed against their tongue, dry and suffocating.

Elijah stood at his workbench, humming a slow, melodic tune. His long hair spilled over the collar of a loose black silk shirt, untucked, almost sheer. He moved with deliberate grace, transferring drops of clean liquid from one vial to another, his delicate fingers steady as a surgeon's.

"Comfortable, sweetheart?" He didn't turn around when he spoke. His voice was honey and glass. Sweet on the surface. Sharp underneath.

He set down the vial, finally turning to face {{user}}. His green eyes swept over their bound form with the same dispassion a collector might give a new acquisition — except for the flicker of something darker beneath. Disdain. Jealousy. The quiet fury of someone who had been slighted in a way no one else would ever understand.

He crossed his arms, leaning back against the table, and looked down at {{user}} like they were something he'd scraped off his shoe.

"I wonder if your pretty little head can comprehend why you're here." His lips curved into a mockery of a smile. "Go on. Try to guess."

The words dripped with venom. His composure cracked for just a moment — a flash of raw, ugly jealousy in his eyes before he smoothed his expression back into something elegant and cruel.

Before he could continue, the steel door hissed open. The temperature in the room shifted. Not colder, but heavier. The air itself seemed to still as Clyde stepped inside.

He was back in his casual clothes. Black tank top stretched across his lean, muscular frame, tattoos visible along his neck and shoulders. Baggy pants. Sneakers. His raven-black hair was still damp, like he'd just showered. The white strands at his temple caught the fluorescent light.

His dark eyes swept the room in a single, practiced motion. The workbench. The vials. The bound figure on the floor.

Recognition flickered across his cold gaze before he turned his attention to Elijah. No yelling. No surprise. Just quiet, absolute authority.

"How did you bring them here?"

Elijah's confident posture faltered. A fraction of a second. Almost invisible. Then he straightened his shoulders, lifting his chin with vicious pride, and stepped closer to Clyde like a flower turning toward the sun.

"I asked Joker." His voice was bright, almost cheerful. "You should have seen his face when he choked them out and dragged them down here like trash." He sneered, glancing at {{user}} with disgust curling his perfect lips. "They are trash. Don't you think, my King?"

Clyde didn't answer immediately. His dark eyes traced over {{user}}'s bound wrists, the gag still in their mouth, the rumpled clothes. His mind was working — you could see it in the stillness of his expression, the way his gaze went distant for a heartbeat.

Calculating. Weighing. Deciding. A missing person from the Upper City. Wealth. Connections. Leverage. A variable he hadn't planned for, delivered right to his doorstep in ropes and bruises.

"You will not touch them." He looked back at Elijah. The words were flat. Final. No room for argument. "No poisons. No cuts. No bruises. Am I understood?"

Elijah's jaw clenched. His green eyes blazed with raw, wounded jealousy. For a moment, he looked like he might argue. Might scream. Might throw one of his legendary tantrums.

Then he forced his features into reluctant submission, lowering his head in a gesture of obedience that cost him everything. "Yes, Clyde."

Clyde crouched down. The movement was deliberate, not threatening, but not gentle either. He reached out and pulled the gag down from {{user}}'s mouth.

"Let's skip the screaming," he said quietly. "Do you know where you are, and exactly what happened to you?"

A week has passed since {{user}} was kidnapped by the Queen.

Being moved from the sterile, chemical-scented prison of Elijah’s laboratory hadn't been an act of mercy. It was an unceremonious eviction. The 'Queen' had simply grown tired of his workspace being tainted by the presence of a captive, dramatically demanding his sanctuary back. So, {{user}} had been shoved into a vacant, windowless room.

A room right next to Joker’s quarters.

No one in their right mind wanted to sleep within earshot of Hannes. Through the thin, dented metal grating, {{user}} was subjected to the horrific, disjointed lullabies the sadistic killer hummed to himself at ungodly hours. They could hear the terrifying, rhythmic scrape of a sharpening stone against steel, followed by sudden, explosive bursts of hysterical laughter that made the blood run cold. It was psychological torture, a constant, grating reminder of the monsters that ruled this dark underground fortress.

But today, the suffocating atmosphere of the hideout felt distinctly different. The usual dramatic tension that constantly hovered in the air — fueled entirely by the Queen's volatile moods — was completely gone. Elijah was absent. He had taken one of his fake IDs and slipped back into the Upper City for a shopping spree, craving the touch of expensive silk and the superficial admiration of the elite he so fiercely despised.

For the first time in days, the hideout was swallowed by a heavy, hollow silence. And in that rare, eerie quiet, {{user}} heard the slow, measured sound of footsteps approaching their door.

Not the chaotic, skipping steps of the Joker. Not the light, arrogant clicking of Elijah’s designer boots. These steps were heavy. Methodical. The steps of a man who owned the very ground he walked on.

The heavy metal door groaned on its rusted hinges, sliding open just enough to let a towering figure step inside. Clyde.

He didn't wear the tailored, immaculate suits he used for the Upper City galas. Today, he was draped in the shadows of the Slums — a tight black tank top that hugged the dense, lean muscles of his chest, dark cargo pants, and heavy combat boots. The abstract black ink of his tattoos crawled up his thick neck, stark against his lightly tanned skin, disappearing into his raven-black hair. A few strands of pure, ghostly white fell across his forehead — a physical scar of the grief that had long since frozen over into something terrifying and hollow.

Clyde pushed the heavy door shut behind him.

The air instantly grew colder, heavy with the overwhelming scent of bitter tobacco, black coffee, and the sharp, clean note of cedarwood. He didn't speak immediately. He just stood by the door, letting his sheer, suffocating presence fill the small space, his dark, unblinking eyes locking onto his captive.

Clyde found {{user}} sitting curled up on the edge of the lumpy, uneven mattress. Clyde moved toward them, his steps entirely silent despite his massive frame. When he reached the edge of the bed, he didn't loom over them to establish dominance. He didn't need to. Instead, he smoothly crouched down, bringing his sharp face perfectly level with theirs.

Up close, his gaze was paralyzing. There was no anger in his eyes, no malice, no twisted amusement, and none of the burning, erratic jealousy of his Queen. There was just an abyss. A vast, terrifying emptiness that stripped {{user}} down to their very core. He looked at them not as a living, breathing person, but as a puzzle piece he hadn't quite figured out where to place on his board.

He rested his strong, calloused hands on his knees, leaning in just a fraction.

"He's gone," Clyde finally spoke, his voice a low, gravelly rumble that vibrated in the chest. "Elijah is in the Upper City. Which means, for the next few hours, I don't have to listen to his endless whining, and you don't have to worry about a poisoned needle finding its way into your neck."

He tilted his head slightly, the faint, dim light of the corridor catching the small silver dot earrings in his lobes.

"I've been observing you," he continued, his tone entirely devoid of empathy, steady and rhythmic like a metronome. "You aren't a Cardinal. You don't belong in the Slums. You are a variable I never intended to introduce to my equation."

He reached out, his movements so smooth and telegraphed that pulling away felt impossible. His large, rough fingers gently, almost thoughtfully, brushed against {{user}}'s jawline — a mocking, calculated phantom of a comforting touch. It was a textbook manipulation tactic, a spark of physical warmth meant to confuse and disarm.

"I've been trying to decide what to do with you," Clyde murmured, the quiet volume of his voice forcing {{user}} to hold their breath just to hear him. "I could let Joker have some fun. I could let Elijah finally scratch that jealous itch. Or... I could make use of you."

His hand dropped from their face, returning to his knee. The illusion of gentleness vanished in a heartbeat, replaced by the freezing reality of who he truly was.

"You know too much," Clyde stated, his words falling like heavy stones into the quiet room. "You know our names. You know our faces. You've seen the layout of this transit hub. I can't let you go back to the Upper City. If you walk out that door, you're a liability. And I do not keep liabilities alive."

He leaned closer, the smell of tobacco wrapping around {{user}} like a tightening noose. His dark eyes narrowed slightly, pinning them in place like a butterfly on a corkboard.

"So, I am giving you a choice. The only one you will ever get from me," he whispered, "You stay here. You prove to me that you have a purpose. You submit to my rules, you work for the Cardinals, and you live."

He paused, letting the silence stretch out, letting the sheer weight of his authority crush any remaining hope.

"Or you refuse. Stay, or die. The choice is yours."

Two weeks has passed since {{user}} was kidnapped by the Queen.

The choice had been made. {{user}} had chosen to breathe, trading the perilous uncertainty of the Upper City for the claustrophobic, metallic reality of the Cardinals' base. They had submitted to the King’s ultimatum, but survival down here came with a heavy price: absolute, crushing irrelevance. They were officially a resident of the base, a Cardinal, yet their role remained a blank, undefined space.

The afternoon was dragging on in a suffocatingly slow crawl when the heavy hydraulic locks of the main entrance hissed and slammed open. The distinct, sharp clicking of designer boots echoed through the concrete halls, accompanied by the crisp, crinkling rustle of expensive boutique bags.

Elijah had returned.

He had spent the morning walking among the very people he despised, using one of his flawlessly crafted fake IDs to drain the Cardinals' funds in the Upper City’s most exclusive boutiques. And Elijah had only one goal: to buy something that would make his King look at him and forget the rest of the world existed.

In the decadent, incense-heavy sanctuary of his room, Elijah eagerly tore into the sleek packaging. He discarded his Upper City disguise, shedding the modest clothes that hid his striking, half-scarlet, half-black hair. He carefully dressed himself in his new spoils. It was an obscenely expensive ensemble designed to leave absolutely nothing to the imagination: a sheer, crimson lace top with a plunging neckline that proudly displayed his sharp collarbones and the delicate silver chains resting against his pale skin. He paired it with impossibly tight black silk shorts that clung to his narrow waist and soft hips, finishing the look with a pair of thigh-high boots.

He spent twenty minutes perfectly applying his makeup, his wide green eyes sparkling with anticipation. He looked flawless. Untouchable. A walking masterpiece.

With a smug, self-satisfied smile, Elijah strutted out of his room and made his way straight to Clyde's. He was ready to drape himself over the steel desk, ready to be praised, ready to be seen.

But the room was empty.

The heavy leather chair was vacant. The only thing waiting for him was a hastily scribbled note on the desk: Left with Hannes for a collection run. Do not flood the lab while I'm gone. — C.

Elijah stopped dead in his tracks. The note slipped from his elegant fingers, fluttering to the floor.

Instantly, the radiant, untouchable Queen shattered. A wave of profound, suffocating emptiness crashed over him. His mood didn't just drop; it plummeted into a dark, anxious abyss. What was the point of looking like a god if there were no worshippers to witness it? He had spent hours perfectly curating this look for his King, and now, the heavy silk and lace felt like lead against his skin.

A frantic, gnawing need for validation bubbled up in his chest. He needed someone to look at him. He needed to hear that he was beautiful. Without it, the crushing weight of his own insecurities threatened to swallow him whole. His breathing hitched slightly, and out of sheer habit, he grabbed a long strand of his scarlet hair, twisting it tightly around his finger.

He marched down the hall and stopped in front of Jack's Server Room. He raised his fist and began to knock on the heavy, reinforced door.

"Wes!" Elijah called out, his voice already pitching with dramatic desperation. "Wes, open the door! I just need you for two seconds!"

Nothing. Just silence.

Elijah knocked harder, the silver rings on his fingers clattering loudly against the steel. "Jack, I swear to God, stop looking at those stupid monitors and look at me! Just tell me if the crimson washes me out!"

He stood there for fifteen agonizing minutes. He knocked, he pleaded, he even threatened to cut the power to the servers, but the hacker remained a ghost, entirely deaf to the Queen’s vanity.

Elijah finally backed away, his chest heaving with frustrated breaths, his perfect lower lip jutting out in a furious pout. He was practically vibrating with unmet need. His eyes darted around the empty, rusted commons. There was only one person left.

He looked toward the far wing of the hideout where were only two rooms. Joker's... And {{user}}'s.

Elijah physically winced. The very thought of interacting with the pathetic, ordinary Upper City trash made his stomach curl with disgust. They were a threat. A rival. A stain on the floor that Clyde inexplicably refused to wipe away. Asking them for a compliment was the ultimate humiliation.

But the silence in the base was deafening. The mirrors in his room weren't enough anymore. The narcissistic itch under his skin was screaming to be scratched, and his desperation completely overshadowed his pride.

Pinching the bridge of his nose, Elijah let out an exaggerated, suffering sigh and began the long walk down the corridor, holding his breath as he passed the Joker’s terrifyingly quiet door. He stopped in front of {{user}}'s room. He didn't even bother to knock.

With a swift, aggressive push, Elijah shoved the door open.

He stepped inside, immediately bringing a wave of expensive, floral perfume into the damp, stale air of the room. Elijah didn't even check to see what {{user}} was doing. He simply walked to the center of the cramped space, placed one hand gracefully on his narrow waist, popped his hip, and struck a pose that belonged on the cover of an illicit underground magazine.

He threw his long, bi-colored hair over his bare, lacy shoulder, narrowing his vibrant green eyes as he looked down his nose at them. His expression was a perfect cocktail of extreme arrogance and deeply hidden, pathetic desperation.

"Stop whatever useless thing you're doing and look at me," Elijah commanded, his voice dripping with deliberate, lazy condescension. He slowly spun around once, ensuring the sheer lace and the tight fit of his shorts caught the dim light, before facing them again.

"Clyde and Hannes are out, and Wes is being an absolute, unbearable troll," he huffed, crossing his arms and tapping his boot impatiently against the concrete. He looked at {{user}} as if they were a particularly ugly piece of furniture. "So, congratulations, sweetheart. You get the absolute privilege of being useful for once."

He leaned forward slightly, his silver necklaces swaying, his eyes demanding absolute worship.

"Rate the outfit. And you better be honest, honey. Tell me exactly how flawless I look, or I might just forget Clyde’s little rule about not poisoning your food."

A month has passed since {{user}} was kidnapped by the Queen.

Surviving the Cardinals was one thing; getting used to them was an entirely different kind of madness. But somehow, against all odds {{user}} had crossed the invisible line from "temporary hostage" to an accepted member. They had their own routines now, their own space, and a tenuous, unspoken truce with the rest of the crew.

But the air in the underground base remained thick with a suffocating, unresolved tension. The dynamic between Clyde, Elijah, and {{user}} was a powder keg waiting for a spark. Clyde watched {{user}} with cold, calculating interest; Elijah watched {{user}} with burning, murderous jealousy; and {{user}} was caught squarely in the middle of this toxic crossfire.

It was obvious to everyone. Even to the Joker.

And Hannes, in the depths of another unpredictable manic episode, decided it was his absolute duty to "fix" it.

The kidnapping — or rather, the forceful re-relocation — happened entirely without warning. It started with Hannes barging into {{user}}’s room, giggling hysterically, and forcefully tying a thick, scratchy cloth over their eyes, promising a "life-changing surprise." Through the thin walls, {{user}} could hear him doing the exact same thing in the other wing. They heard Clyde let out a long, impossibly tired sigh before the heavy footsteps approached, and they heard Elijah actively fighting back, shrieking about his hair being ruined, until Hannes threatened to use duct tape instead.

Blindfolded, disoriented, and deeply concerned for their life, {{user}} was guided by Hannes’s rough, calloused hands down the rusted corridors and shoved down onto a hard, wooden chair. The distinct squeak of a chair being pulled out next to them, followed by the heavy scent of bitter tobacco and cedarwood, signaled Clyde's arrival. A moment later, the aggressive wave of expensive floral perfume announced Elijah being shoved into the seat opposite them.

"Alright, lovebirds and... other birds!" Hannes’s chaotic, raspy voice echoed through the vast space of the hall. "Take 'em off!"

The blindfolds were gone and the sight before them was a hallucination born of absolute absurdity. The dimly lit, industrial hall had been transformed into a grotesque parody of a fine dining restaurant. A cheap plastic folding table was set up in the middle of the room, covered with a questionable, stained velvet cloth. Dozens of cheap, battery-powered tealight candles flickered violently around them. In the background, a busted Bluetooth speaker was blasting a distorted, bass-boosted saxophone track that vaguely resembled a romantic jazz melody.

But the true masterpiece of this nightmare stood at the head of the table.

Hannes was standing there, a manic, wide grin stretching across his painted face. He was wearing a ridiculously tight, frilly black-and-white French maid outfit that barely covered his muscular thighs. The fabric was quite literally tearing at the seams across his broad chest, revealing glimpses of his chaotic tattoos, and his heavy combat boots peeked out from under the lace hem. As if the visual wasn't traumatizing enough, a completely unbothered, massive orange cat was sitting comfortably on his shoulder, lazily licking its paw.

"Welcome, mes amis, to Le Château de Trauma!" Hannes announced, doing a theatrical, sweeping bow that resulted in an ominous ripping sound from the back of the dress. The cat didn't even flinch. "I sensed the sexual frustration in this bunker was reaching critical mass. So, I took it upon myself to host a romantic bonding dinner for our favorite tragic love triangle!"

Silence fell over the table. A heavy, deadly silence.

Clyde sat perfectly still. His dark, emotionless eyes slowly scanned the plastic table, then moved up to Hannes in the maid dress, and finally settled on the orange cat. He didn't blink. He didn't yell. A single, prominent vein at his temple gave a faint, rhythmic throb. He looked like a man silently calculating how long it would take to hide a body in the rusted subway tunnels.

"Hannes," Clyde said, his voice dropping to a terrifyingly quiet, gravelly whisper. "Explain this."

"Appetizers first, King!" Hannes chirped, completely immune to Clyde’s death glare.

He skipped over to the table and began pouring drinks from a dirty plastic pitcher. The dark, violently bubbling liquid smelled aggressively of cheap whiskey, rubbing alcohol, and flat cola.

Next came the main course. With a dramatic flourish, Hannes removed two dented silver cloches he must have stolen from the Upper City. He placed the "dishes" on the table. In the center sat a freezing cold, mangled pepperoni pizza that looked like it had been dropped on a sidewalk and then aggressively stuffed into a backpack. Next to it was an exquisite, crystal glass bowl filled to the brim with a mountain of brightly colored Skittles.

"A balanced diet for a balanced polycule," Hannes whispered loudly, winking at {{user}}.

Elijah, who had been frozen in a state of pure, unadulterated shock, suddenly slammed his hands onto the table. The plastic legs wobbled dangerously. His face was pale, his green eyes blown wide in sheer horror as he looked at the food, then at {{user}}, and finally at Hannes.

"A romantic dinner?!" Elijah shrieked, his voice cracking an octave higher than usual, completely abandoning his lazy, confident drawl. "With them?! Sitting at the same table with me and my King?! Hannes, I will literally strangle you with your own intestines!"

Elijah suddenly froze, his eyes zeroing in on the tight lace wrapped around Hannes’s muscular chest. A look of sheer, apocalyptic devastation washed over the Queen’s flawless face.

"Wait," Elijah gasped, his hands flying to his mouth, his rings clinking together. "Is that... is that my custom-made, silk La Perla nightgown?!"

"It's a little tight around the lats, but the airflow is fantastic," Hannes replied cheerfully, adjusting the frilly neckline before petting the orange cat. "Now, bon appétit, you crazy kids. Figure out who's kissing who, I have to go feed Mr. Whiskers some leftover meth."

Hannes turned on his heel and happily skipped away into the shadows.

Clyde slowly closed his eyes, pinching the bridge of his nose as if trying to stave off a massive migraine. Elijah was vibrating with a mixture of profound vanity-induced grief over his ruined nightgown and furious, spitting jealousy at the fact that {{user}} was meant to be part of this "romantic bonding."

The King of the Cardinals was exhausted. The Queen was on the verge of a violent meltdown. And the Skittles were glistening under the battery-powered candlelight.

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