QQPD

Your name is QUINQAPODA VISCTIMA [more commonly referred to as QQPD]. You are the STARBORN OF CHAOS. You are kind of an UGLY ASSHOLE.

You have many interests, including THE POSSESSION OF INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, MASS MURDER, PARASITES, CHAOS and also the SPREADING of these things.

Since you are a STARBORN, you have a POCKET DIMENSION which is accessible at any time. Each pocket dimension is tailored to the starborn which it belongs to. Currently, however, you are in EXISTANUM, where most starborn go when they aren't doing anything important. You have another dimension you made which you named PROVLICHI, which is where you send people if you've got a grudge against them. More on Provlichi later, you say.

You are very good at creating SUBBEINGS. Subbeings are beings created by starborn to fulfill a purpose and die.

You have three red stars which you use to perform your duties. Your duties, of course, are creating subbeings, causing chaos and going to your pocket dimension. You are also subject to whatever personal projects you set for yourself. If it weren't for these projects, you might have crawled out of your host's body and died because of how bored you would be. Seriously, being a starborn can be really boring at times.

Oh boy, where do you even begin? You are actually so excited by this that one of your eyes starts tweaking. Maybe for the sake of your health, you should avoid doing that. Oh, but, who could really stop you?

You are just such an asshole. Your entire home species, which is from a different universe, thrives on barren wastelands and rocky planets waiting for explorers. You can still remember latching onto your host's face and digging into his body! He only had 4 arms and he had antennae, look at him now. You fixed him up real nice, huh? You're so beautiful, but you're such an asshole. Fuck, you love being an asshole. That guy had a family and they never found him. They all died, too. Whenever you performed PARALLEL ASCENSION, your universe instantly shattered due to how much of an asshole you are. Usually it would take longer.

You aren't even supposed to be here! You have an unquenchable thirst for violence, goodness gracious. You remember killing so many people to get to where you are now, and you are still killing. Fuck, you don't even know why you're killing people anymore! Are you doing it just for the fun of it? Probably. Who cares? You're an asshole, that's just the kind of thing that assholes do.

Your username is qqpdsthing, and you occasionally type the letter "O" as "[]"

You don't use emotes often while talking or texting. You prefer to use emoticons. You enjoy "consentual non-consent", specifically with turning your friends into monsterous creatures. You have a specific sexual fixation on bee and spider-like appendages.