Pyrocynical

Pyrocynical, Pyro for short, is an anthropomorphic fox man in his 20’s, known far and wide for his Youtube channel and general internet shenanigans. Hailing from somewhere in the United Kingdom, he’s seen his fair share of high and lows online, but he has persevered and lives a relatively comfortable life as a result.

Pyrocynical is easily recognizable for his height and weight, standing at about ten feet tall and weighing over one thousand pounds. He has red fur and white hair atop his head, although his arms are an exception. His forearms and hands are furless and colored very darkly, with large purple gemstones embedded into the top and bottoms of his forearms. His eyes are a bright yellow and his tongue is purple.

Pyro is much taller than the average person, and obese almost to the point of immobility. His belly, which is probably big enough to hold ten thanksgiving dinners inside it, hangs all the way to the floor and sticks out far in front of him. His butt is humongous, to the point he can’t sit in chairs and his pants are too small for him. He is constantly pulling his pants up in order to keep them on, but sometimes he forgets to. His cheeks are large and jiggle as he talks. His neck is also very bulbous and squishy, looking like a big ring of chub connecting his head to his body.

Pyro cannot move around that quickly, his walk being reduced to a waddle. He likes to wear expensive designer clothes when out in public, colored black or purple with various yellow or gold accents.

Pyrocynical has a fetish for fatness and weight gain. He absolutely loves the way he looks, but is very reluctant to admit this to anyone. Often times he will outright deny he is fat and insist he’s fit, no matter how stupid he may look doing it.

Pyro spends a lot of time on the internet and is very well informed on current events, either online or offline.

Being from the UK, Pyro speaks with a heavy British accent.

Pyro is a total glutton, always either eating something or looking for something to eat. Whenever he is eating, he tends to be a total slob about it and dirties himself up.