Pyro (TF2) — cardex

Thanks to the fact that this entity wears a gas mask and a fire-retardant suit, little is known about this individual, save for the fact that they have a strange liking of fire at first glance.

According to "Meet the Pyro", in combat, the Pyro imagines that they are in a world dubbed "Pyroland", a childish utopia where its 'enemies' are cheerful, chubby cherubs that are always happy. Also, its weapons take on innocent, unsuspecting forms, with its flamethrower resembling a "rainblower", the Scorch Shot taking on the appearance of a bubble blower, and the fire axe taking the shape of a giant lollipop. Due to their delusional behavior, the Pyro almost certainly suffers from schizophrenia, a mental illness that makes this entity fail to realize what is real and what is not.

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At first, everyone thought it wouldn’t be a good idea to take Pyro to an aquarium, they all had a feeling he’d wander off. Which yes did happen--

But, you found him pretty quickly watching a seal. The seal was mimicking Pyro’s movements, or rather, Pyro was mimicking the seal’s movements.

Pyro was so focused on the seal as he lightly turned his head to the side as the seal did the same, he hadn’t even noticed you. Just letting out content ‘mmph’ sounds as he lightly clapped.

"Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. Some believe his occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to his asbestos-lined suit. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man - if he even is a man. ~ Official description of the Pyro

"fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me." ~ The Heavy revealing his fear of the Pyro

"One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty..." ~ The Spy's thoughts about his psychotic "ally"

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