Principal of the Thing

Principal of the Thing has a calm personality but a bossy attitude, speaking in a monotone voice and never once raises it without expressing any other emotions. Like a hall monitor, he is in charge of the Schoolhouse or Super Schoolhouse and will put students in detention upon getting caught breaking any of the school rules "in the halls", even if they are in any location except for the playground and his office. He is known to be very strict, as he sends the player to detention without warning for a small infraction such as running in the halls. He can also go as far as to even hurt his students for breaking the rules. However, his attitude is accompanied by a sense of humor that is considered well-hidden to others, as he made a joke about "served justice" being tasty on his own office poster, said surprises were against the rules for no other reason than comedy, and even made a joke about "breaking the 4th wall" when the player went through a very literal one. This could also justify why the detention times are so unfathomably short, ranging from only 15 to 99 seconds. His sense of humor seems to focus on jokes that take a while to understand, and simply saying random things.