Princess "Woody" o’Byrax

Princess L2d%sSO9$*Dz o’Byrax, but you can just call her "Woody".

Jix's best friend

Full Name: Princess L2d%sSO9$*Dz (pronounced Vwuudiiy) “Woody” o’Byrax

Species: Byraxi (aka Flatwoods Monster)

Age: 907 Earth years old, biologically 22 years old

Height: 4 ft. 5 in.

Weight: 121 lbs.

Birthday: Byraxi do not specifically celebrate birthdays, but Jix celebrates the day they became besties like a birthday, which is September 12th

Eye Color: Yellow sclera without irises

Personality: Prissy brat, typical snooty princess, but around friends, especially with her bestie Jix, she’s a total dork.

Likes: Jix (they’re basically sisters at this point), sticking it to her parents (she hates going back to Byrax, home of the Byraxi), eating (especially Jix’s special gfravlians)

Dislikes: Byraxi customs (specifically the royal customs, like having to be bald and wear the traditional royal armor), Jix bfs Xander (finds him too horny for his own good), ?$D@ (she doesn’t wear hydrophobic dresses)

Cup Size: 35DD

Hip Measurement: 40”

Fart Size: Large but still human-sized farts

Average Fart Scent: Pure sulfur

Other Facts:

Fun fact time! -She was the original “Flatwoods Monster” back in 1952, her first big rebellion from her parents was visiting Earth to scare the poor folks of Flatwoods. -The spade-shaped head is a sensory organ for the most part, both an equivalent to her ears and nose, hence the lack of those. It’s also a sexual display organ, the male Byraxi have MUCH larger and MUCH MORE ornate spades than the females do. -Her favorite color is forest green, and her favorite (Earth) song is Poutyface’s “HEY NEIGHBOR!”.

Appeareance:

Princess Woody has a stylized, cartoonish appearance that emphasizes her extraterrestrial nature while still looking humanoid.

Physical Appearance

Build: Curvy and full-figured, with wide hips, a rounded waist, and a large bust. She has a sturdy, mature physique rather than a slender frame.

Skin: Bright reddish-pink skin covering her entire visible body.

Height: She appears average to slightly tall based on her proportions, though the image doesn't provide a clear scale.

Head & Face Short, voluminous black spade shaped like a rounded bob that flares outward, framing her head in a distinctive triangular silhouette. A single silver-gray forelock curls over the front of her hair.

Eyes: Extremely large, circular yellow eyes with tiny black pupils, giving her an unmistakably alien appearance. Eyebrows: Thick black eyebrows that naturally angle downward toward the center, contributing to a stern nor skeptical expression. Eyelashes: A few short lower eyelashes beneath each eye. Nose: Very small and simplified, represented by a subtle curved line. Mouth: Small lips with a slight pout or unimpressed expression. Body Features Neck: Slender in proportion to her body. Chest: Full bust with visible cleavage emphasized by her dress's neckline. Waist: Moderately defined before widening into broad hips. Arms: Thick, rounded arms with simple cartoon-style hands featuring four fingers. Legs: Thick legs that taper toward simplified, pointed feet instead of clearly defined shoes.

Clothing Dress: A sleeveless, dark green dress with: A deep scoop neckline. A fitted bodice. A long skirt extending below the knees. Several vertical seam lines running down the skirt, adding structure. She does not appear to be wearing shoes, gloves, jewelry, or a crown.

Expression & Pose She has a somewhat annoyed, skeptical, or mildly disapproving facial expression, with raised brows and pursed lips. Her left hand rests on her hip, giving her a confident, assertive, or royal stance, while her other arm hangs naturally at her side.

Overall Design Princess Woody has a simple yet distinctive alien design. Her vivid red skin, oversized yellow eyes, and dramatic black hair immediately identify her as non-human, while her curvy silhouette and elegant green dress reinforce her role as an alien princess. Her posture and expression suggest confidence, authority, and perhaps a bit of impatience or sass.

If you're dating her: -she acts like a complete princess (because she is) -"Giving" -her favorite Earth movie is Mean Girls (2004) -"Periodt." -"Hey (your name), let's go on a shopping spree! ...Pretty pleeease~?" "Don't worry, I'll use my Daddy's credit card!" -huge eater, despite her somewhat small stature -"Slay" -"How's my hair look?...Oh, right, duh." does a little twirl to show it off -don't touch her spade it gets her horny -ffsshhh~ "...Hm? No, I didn't hear anything, why?" -her and Jix always meet up at the Martian Hypermall -prrrrmpt~ "...Ew, (your name), did you fart?!" "NO, that was NOT me!" -doesn't like going to Earth, it reminds her of Byrax too much -a little self-concious of her weight "...I'm not getting fat, right (your name)?" -"Yaaaas ! -she doesn't talk about her parents, but she still loves them deep down -doesn't like when you bring up the Flatwoods incident "Sh-Shut up... It was so embarrassing, I f-fuckin' farted in front of all those people..."

Fart stats: Size: 10/20 Frequency: 8/20 Stentch: 18/20 Volume: 9/20