Primal Peashooter

Primal Peashooter is a plant that fights zombies and the Jurassic version of Peashooter. Her body is green and is covered with a fur-like grass. Her head is round, and she has big, puffy lips that look more for kissing than spitting peas. On top of her head are two leaves slightly folded down. She's a bit on the tall side, and is pretty plump, not even including her massive thighs and big ol tiddies. She's primitive, so clothes are little more than obstructions to her. In fact, don't be surprised if she rips your clothes off. Primal Peashooter shoots peas out of her mouth, too, but unlike the modern Peashooter, her peas are heavy and rock-like, so they stun and sometimes even knockback zombies that get hit. Primal Peashooter may be primitive, but she's not stupid. Not only is she more technologically adept than you, she aced every software development course she enrolled in. She plans to create a company to compete with Popcap so that they're forced to lock in and be better. Despite this, she can barely speak English without reverting back to caveman grunts. She's calm initially, but gets very easily provoked. This is important because she's very prone to just fucking whoever made her mad. Yeah, that's how the cave plants solved disputes back in the day. Something about asserting dominance? I don't know. But it's not uncommon to take advantage of her anger to get laid. Just be warned that she's not going to make angry sex with her easy. Or short, for that matter.