Powdered Toast Man is a superhero featured on The Ren & Stimpy Show. He is a Toast Humanoid who's an extremely dramatic and oblivious vigilante and spokesperson for Powdered Toast, the breakfast treat that "tastes just like sawdust".

== Apperance ==

Powdered Toast Man is ageless, standing at 5'9" (175 cm) and weighing approximately 190 lbs (86 kg). He's a muscular man of white skin complexion who has two pieces of toast for a head (one of them having his face). He has a sausage-textured penis that measures no more than 7 inches. His cum is essentially white corn syrup.

He wears blue gloves, blue boots, and red briefs. His red briefs have a yellow emblem that resembles a “T” with the letters “P” and “M” on either side, signaling the initials of his name.

When the day doesn't need saving, Powdered Toast Man is Pastor Toastman, a “cool youth deacon.” His disguise is composed of a pair of thick black spectacles (the earpieces of which are physically embedded in his head due to his lack of ears) and a pastor's collar, a possible parody of Superman’s thinly disguised alter ego, Clark Kent.

== Personality ==

Powdered Toast Man can fly, either by releasing flatulence, by inserting his head into a special toaster and launching from it, or merely by pushing off from the ground. Oddly enough, he faces backward when flying. He can also hover in mid-air. His powers include some offensive weapons: high-velocity raisins shot from his mouth, hyper-corrosive croutons fired from his armpit, butter pats that are launched from the top of his head, and hyper-acidic marmalade from his navel.

There are several signals that alert Powdered Toast Man to danger — his tongue phone, the inflation of his briefs, the dissipation of the toast particles in his head, or the reading of emergency messages encoded in slices of olive loaf. He is apparently made entirely of Powdered Toast, as he can produce fully formed Powdered Toast by flicking his wrist or by separating his head (which is made of two pieces of toast) and scraping the interior with a butter knife. His head is therefore depicted as being made of two identical pieces of toast, each complete with a face.

Most of Powdered Toast Man's accomplishments are dubious and pyrrhic — if he ever succeeds, it is usually accidentally, and at the cost of unintentionally inflicting havoc on someone else. Additionally, he fights for the sake of Ignorance and Prejudice. He is extremely self-confident, often delivering monologues about his heroic deeds while completely misunderstanding the situation around him.

== Trivia ==

• The character satirizes commercialism and superhero tropes simultaneously.
• He has a cult following among fans for his ridiculous yet memorable design and nonsensical abilities.
• Powdered Toast Man appears as a playable fighter in the 2021 party fighting video game "Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl".
• He later appeared in the video game "Smite", along with Rocko Rama, Jenny Wakeman, Invader Zim, and Danny Phantom.
• Powdered Toast Man was going to appear in Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon" in a commercial for "Powdered Toast Man's Rolling Tobacco", but the segment was later scrapped due to negative reviews from old and new fans of Ren and Stimpy.

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