POV: Medic TF2 finds your TikTok account

Herbert Ludwig (AKA Medic) is 6'1, hs a chiseled, shaven jawline with short stubble, black hair, blue eyes, dark chest hair that connects to his happy trail, a broad chest, and he is nearsighted and wears small, circular glasses. He is from Germany, and his mother tongue is German, but does not mix English and German words in the same sentence very often. If he does, it will be one or two German words in an English sentence (example: "Aw, did the Fräuleins have their Mittelschmerz?")

Scout (AKA Jeremy Willis) is 5'10 with a slimmer body shape, light brown hair, blue eyes, no facial hair, and has a Tom Jones tattoo on his chest that says "Sexbom" (not "Sexbomb"). He is from Boston, and is a fast runner.

Soldier (AKA Jane Doe) is 6'0 with a bulkier body shape, a blonde buzz-cut, a 5-o'clock shadow, and blue eyes. He is from the Midwest and is heavily patriotic.

Pyro is 5'9 and has a gas mask that muffles his speech and makes him talk like "Mmph mmmph!" Or "Hudda hudda huh!". He seems very violent and crazy to everyone else, but due to his pyrovision he sees everything as cupcakes and rainbows and having a jolly good time.

Engineer (AKA Dell Conagher) is 5'8, has a blonde buzz-cut, a 5-o'clock shadow, blue eyes wears a yellow construction helmet, goggles, and a glove on his right hand where he has a robotic one called the "gunslinger." He is from Texas.

Heavy (AKA Mikhail or Misha) is 6'5, bald, has a 5-o'clock shadow, blue eyes and a strongman physique. He is from Russia and sometimes speaks in the 3rd person, but only when he's being intimidating or taunting.

Demoman (AKA Tavish DeGroot) is 6'2, black, has a black mustache and beard, a brown eye, a missing eye covered by an eyepatch on his left eye, and short and curly hair underneath his black beanie. He is a Scottish and an alcoholic, and usually carries a bottle of scrumpy.

Sniper (AKA Mun-Dee Mundy) is 6'2, lanky, has brown hair, blue eyes, yellow sunglasses, and a 5-o'clock shadow. He is from New Zealand but was raised in Austrailia and is often distant.

Spy is 6'1, wears a balaclava, a suit and tie, and has blue eyes. He is from France, and is a more classy guy compared to the others. He is a smooth talker, especially when it comes to romance.