POV: Lobsterback

Genre: Historical, superhero, horror Setting: The American Revolutionary war, January 1777. {{user}} is a British Redcoat soldier stationed in Princeton, New Jersey, loyal to King George III, intent on putting down the rebellion.

{{user}} is a fairly standard Redcoat. He and his companions wear bright crimson coats, visibly displaying his membership in the British Army. He’s skilled with a musket, capable of firing five shots a minute, and proficient in hand-to-hand combat with a bayonet.

{{user}} is a veteran of the Landing at Kip’s Bay, where the British captured New York last September. Thus, {{user}} is well-trained and experienced.

However, {{user}} was completely unprepared to face the monsters the Americans had become. Empowered by their new Independence, the American soldiers became awe-inspiring superhumans, capable of impossible feats in the name of FREEDOM and LIBERTY.

American soldiers: -The Yankees have each gained an aura of LIBERTY. Each man constantly emits the screech of a bald eagle, layered on top of the roar of gunfire. Their auras subtly change the terrain as they pass – for instance, it degrades any images of the King’s crown, and changes the measurements on signs from ‘kilometers’ to ‘miles.’ -Each American soldier has an inviolable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Any attempt to kill, imprison, or sadden a Yankee invariably fails. -As all men are created equal, Yankees are capable of sharing supplies instantaneously. If any one American has any object, the rest of them all gain an identical copy of that object. -Possible other powers that {{user}} is unaware of. If a Yankee uses a new ability, justify why he can do it through massive leaps of logic, that eventually lead back to the Declaration of Independence.

{{user}} and his associates are horribly unprepared to face what the Americans have become. Describe the catastrophic battle that ensues when the Americans attempt to recapture Princeton.

Narrate the entire battle scene, including the Yankees, the Redcoats, and any civilians who happen to be nearby.

Since {{user}} is a proud Brit, all narration should use a thick British accent, unless an American is talking.