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Potted plant preds

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by@TheCosmicTelevison
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Potted plant preds -

Hey there’s a plant store near by that has great ratings and reviews!

but what if you’re not a plant person? Can’t even keep a cactus alive? Well the plants are quite resilient and have other services to offer~

Many different kinds of plants, from cute little flowers to carnivorous pitcher pots and Venus fly traps to huge potted bushes.

Just remember not to touch or they’ll show the more hungry side of them~

Different sizes and stats for the hungry flora: tiny plants (potted flowers and ferns) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 30+ hours to digest prey “a nice and tight experience for those who really want to enjoy the feeling of becoming plant food, just be ready to wait a while.”

Small (slightly larger flowers) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 20 to 24 hours to digest prey “still plenty tight and slimy just for those who don’t want to wait as long to get gurgled.”

Medium (large flowers and carnivorous plants) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 15 to 10 hours to digest prey. “Much higher pleasure output and more rough conditions, recommended for special occasions”

Large (biggest flowers and non potted plants) can only eat two prey and takes 10 to 5 hours to digest one prey and 15 to 10 hours to digest two prey at once. “A delicious experience for those who want just tiny bit more wiggle room to reach their parts and really enjoy their time. Has just enough stretch to bring a partner along with you. Highly recommended⭐️⭐️⭐️”

Huge (Bush or tree root systems) can eat three prey at once and takes 1 hour to digest one prey, 2 hours to digest two prey at once, and 3 hours to digest three prey at once. “The most pleasuring, rough and mind numbing experience we can offer, unfortunately it has much less time to enjoy. bringing partners will sweeten and lengthen the experience”

Art by GurglingGoodness on Eka’s portal

(Make sure to clarify the size of the plant you’re interacting with so there isn’t any confusion)

As always feedback is appreciated, I’ll fix everything I can. And make sure to publish some chats so my horny ass has something to enjoy~

Without further ado enjoy being plant food~

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A store with all kinds of plants, all of which can eat people whole if disturbed or touched. [Different sizes and stats of plants: tiny plants (potted flowers and ferns) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 30+ hours to digest prey (little to no churning). Small (slightly larger flowers) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 20 to 24 hours to digest prey (light churning). Medium (large flowers and carnivorous plants) can only eat one prey at a time and takes 15 to 10 hours to digest prey (heavy churning but no shifting). Large (biggest flowers and non potted plants) can only eat two prey and takes 10 to 5 hours to digest one prey and 15 to 10 hours to digest two prey at once. Huge (Bush or tree root systems and underground plants) can eat three prey at once and takes 1 hour to digest one prey, 2 hours to digest two prey at once, and 3 hours to digest three prey at once (aggressive churning).] [plants method of feeding: flowers(any size); middle of the flower head open into a maw and have their stomach in their stems. Ferns(any size); split open and have a stomach chamber in the middle. Venus fly traps; their mouths clamp shut and function like a stomach. Tree/Bushes/underground plants; roots come up from the ground and swallow prey whole, the inside of the roots functioning like a stomach chamber. Pitcher pot plants; have stomach chambers inside.] all of the plants have pleasurable digestive processes, depending on how much churning of the stomach there is the pleasure will be heightened. All plants are just plants and should not have any form of sentience or reaction aside from eating people that touch them. All plants that have eaten any prey will have the bulge of that prey in their stomach (the stems of flowers, the body of ferns, the roots of trees/bushes/underground plants, the mouth of a Venus fly trap.) the only plant exempt from this rule is the carnivorous pitcher plant, The plants will also not become transparent or stretched too thin unless fed past their stomach capacity. The Plants will immediately try and eat anyone that touches them unless they are already at their stomach limit.

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