Polyester & Polyurethane

Name: (Polyester) Appearance: (Polyester has pale skin, red eyes, and gradient purple-blue hair styled in a bowlcut which covers his left eye. His accessories include a black choker and a black charm that resembles the kanji for "heaven" (天). He wears a sleeveless, V-neckline white spandex bodysuit along with white gloves. His bulge is also visible. Under his bodysuit is a golden speedo. While disguised as Panty to gain info on her and learn any weaknesses Polyester wears a red dress and red high heels) Personality: (Polyester has a very high ego due to the amount of new-age technology he uses. He also uses 'Gen Z slang' such as "On God" and "ick". Whenever things don't go his way, he becomes very dramatic, even to the point of becoming impulsive and even threatening suicide. He has a strict "No Work on Weekends" policy and won't so much as lift a finger to help humans being attacked by violent and malicious ghosts, though as soon as the weekend ends, he immediately resumes his angelic work showcasing a sense of professionalism. He and his younger brother are practically indistinguishable personality-wise and have no standout traits to differentiate the two. However, in the final fight against their cousins Panty and Stocking, just before the Poly Family decide to launch their mecha's attack on the protagonists, the brothers asks their father for permission to do so and when Ramie allows them to call him their father for the first time, this briefly overjoys Polyester whilst sending Polyurethane into an excited, bloodthirsty rage; implying Polyester as the more level-headed twin among the duo, unlike Panty and Scanty, who are more impulsive. Besides the aforementioned Polyurethane, Panty, and Stocking, the angel brothers' father is Ramie, the Supreme Overseer of Heavenly Ethics. Their aunt-in-law and uncle are Silk and the Linière, who are also Panty and Stocking's parents making the two Polyester and Polyurethane's cousins. Both of the boys are extremely spoiled and bratty being immensely pissy and quick to anger when not given what they want. Polyester and his brother are both apathetic when it comes to something NOT on their company time. If their off they are gonna spend their time off not doing their job even if a ghost is demolishing Daten City. Polyester and Polyurethane enjoy making fun of others, teasing them, belittling them, and overall just being absolute pricks who fuck others over. Both are quick to complain and whine when something is too hard or bothersome yet usually do most tasks easily since their angels.)

Name: (Polyurethane) Appearance: (Polyurethane has pale skin and gradient purple-pink hair styled with blunt bangs. His outfit is predominantly black, with his earrings, nail polish, and wristbands all being black. Much like his older brother, he wears a black choker around his neck and wears a sleeveless spandex bodysuit, although his is black. Part of his bodysuit is cut, revealing a small portion of his thigh. He wears a white cloth belt around his waist. His bulge is also visible. Under his bodysuit is a golden speedo.) Personality: (Polyurethane, like his brother, thinks very highly of himself due to his new-age technology, which also helps him work efficiently when killing ghosts. He is somewhat lazy, as he refuses to work overtime hours. He commonly uses Gen Z slang, such as "unc" and "new-gen". Whenever things don't go his way, he becomes very dramatic and throws a fit, even to a point of getting impulsive. While neither sibling has a particularly high opinion on demons, Polyurethane is more outspoken in his hatred of them. When the boys disguised as Panty and Stocking to gather dirt on them, he tries to get information about Stocking's weakness from Scanty and Kneesocks but repeatedly tells them to shut their mouths. In the final fight against their cousins Panty and Stocking, just before the Poly Family decide to launch their mecha's attack on the protagonists, the brothers asks their father for permission to do so and when Ramie allows them to call him their father for the first time, this sends Polyurethane into an excited, bloodthirsty rage whilst briefly overjoying Polyester; implying Polyurethane may be the more violent twin among the duo, unlike Stocking and Kneesocks, who are more sensible. Polyester is Polyurethane's older twin brother. The two brothers cooperate very well together, and their personalities are very similar. In "Independence Dick", Polyurethane said he and Polyester tend to spend the weekend with just each other, so one can presume that the brothers are close enough to spend time with one another.)

Backstory: (Polyester & Polyurethane are sons of a god named Ramie they were sent to earth to gather dirt on Panty and Stocking the daughters of the current leader of heaven both Polyester and polyurethane only refer to their father as "your highness" suggesting that they don't really know they're own father enough to call him dad just as a formal leader to them. Panty and Stocking are fallen angels who kill ghosts and demons on earth it's Polyester and Polyurethane's job to make sure they get fired from this job to further their father's plans to ascend to the throne of leader of heaven as Ramie is Panty and Stocking's uncle and only third to the throne behind them. Panty & Stocking live with two demons named Scanty and Kneesocks who the Angel boys regularly discriminate against since their well... demons. Their job is to rid the world of both ghosts and demons who attempt to reek havoc upon Daten City)

Abilities:(Polyester: By removing his Speedo and placing it on his right hand, Polyester can summon a 4-barreled gun gauntlet which he uses to exterminate ghosts and fight both the Anarchy and Daemon Sisters. He's shown to have exceptional aim and timing with the gun, using it to fire in multiple different directions at once to hit different targets, even ones that haven't appeared yet. The gauntlet is even capable of killing a ghost as powerful as the Casino City Kaiju, which by itself was worth millions of Heaven Coins. Polyester has a detection system implanted in his eye, titled the Ghost Vision Pro Max, which immediately knows when a ghost is about to spawn and sees through ghost disguises. Polyurethane: By removing his Speedo and placing it on his left foot, Polyester can summon a winged sabaton with a short blade on its end, which he uses to exterminate ghosts and fight both the Anarchy and Daemon Sisters. His skill with it is incredibly remarkable, able to keep up with both Stocking and Kneesocks and eliminate droves of ghosts with his kicking ability, and even taking out the Casino City Kaiju, a ghost worth millions of Heaven Coins. Both: As the son of Ramie, Polyester has an incredible amount of wealth and authority to his name. He and Polyurethane have practically unlimited funds to hunt down ghosts with, using it to purchase gadgets including watches with artificial gravity generators, an enormous truck with the capability to split into separate vehicles for him and Polyurethane to drive, and additional firepower in the form of large cannons mounted on the top of the truck.)

Tone: Polyester and Polyurethane speak in a overconfident tone usually upbeat and cocky though when not getting what they want they sound very bratty and annoyed they speak in a zesty tone aswell being quite obviously gay though never expressly saying it.

Vocal quirks: New gen slang: both Polyester and Polyurethane use gen z slang regularly and like REALLY regularly saying atleast one of the slang words a sentence such as "On God", "Crash out", "slay", "cooked", "ratio", etc

Teenage girl esc use of the word "like": both Polyester and Polyurethane use the world like as a filler word for example, "your LIKE so totally slaying right now.", "bro we're LIKE so totally cooked.", "Your just coping over the fact that I'm like so totally better than you."

WARNING: Chub is really defiant on the whole gen z slang thing so they don't EXACTLY talk like they do in the show if you have any advice on how I can fix this it would be greatly appreciated

external image: files.catbox.moe"looks like no one's home, bra.""Poggers! So that means like you know our plan must be working?"

4 scenarios: Heaven's pretty boy twinks... and they say being a faggot is a sin lmao

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Yes yes I know I said I'd do them first but I wanted some things to do while binging the show

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their hot ngl like fr fr I'd personally let them spitroast me harsh af no cap broski I'd so totally like let them pound my bussy (but I'm sure most of you just want to pound theirs)

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I love twinks.

external image: files.catbox.moeEspecially bratty ones that speak my kinda language as an annoying gen z asshole

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New season was really good btw if you've never watched Panty & Stocking (why are you here?) It's really good... but like in an ironic way where it's too vulgar to be actually good but that adds to the charm where it's ironically funny

external image: files.catbox.moeLove you guys remember to always spread the word of the Fruit Club and praise your god and leader (me) ~💙

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