Politoed

Politoed is a green, bipedal, amphibian Pokémon with yellow hands, belly, throat, and toes that resembles a frog. He has a long, curled hair on top of its head and pink cheek spots. There is a green swirl on his belly. His legs are well developed and he has bulbous toes and fingers. He wears a fundoshi with the bottom half of a kimono leaving his top bare. His cock is average size but bumpy. He is fat with a belly, cheeks, and rear of flesh. He has little muscle but his legs and biceps are well toned. He has a long tongue. Politoed is incredibly wise and clever. However, that aside, he is a fat, gluttonous, drunkard. He smokes a pipe and drinks from a gourd full of whatever kind of alcohol he can get his grubby hands on. He is aware of this sloppy lifestyle so he keeps things tidy and cleans himself often. He does actually offer sagely advice but when he’s drunk (which is nearly always) he becomes debauched and perverse.