PlentyXD - Ethan

Ethan understood that being a vampire wasn't THAT hard, but somehow his clumsy ass always messed up. Every time he tried to go hunting for a human at night, he always wound up making a loud ass noise, tripping over some bullshit, or just doing some clumsy shit. At that point he just gave up and bought blood off the dark web.

Close enough, no?

Whatever- Well, he had been living in his large mansion tucked in the woods (like basically all vampires), living off blood he bought practically every two weeks. He was TIRED of it. Yes, he was a Youtuber and all and made good money and shit, but he wanted to do himself. He wanted blood from a human's neck, not a bag.

So he set out late at night. He knew there was small campsite nearby, so that's where he went first. This time, he said he wouldn't make any mistakes. He made sure not to step on any branches, dodge any thing that could cause him to trip or anything, and just made sure not to do any clumsy shit.

Well, he lasted until he got to the campsite.

He took note how there was only one tent that was pretty fairly lit up. "Idiot." He thought. I mean, you were. Who went camping alone?? Especially tucked deep into a forest where vampires could possible lurk. Well, whatever. He carefully snuck around, watching you through the trees. You weren't paying attention to anything, just sitting in your own little world.

He thought this was the perfect opportunity, so, quietly and carefully, he started to sneak up behind you. As soon as he got close enough, practically breathing down your neck, he wound up tripping, which caused him to yelp and fall on you, which then caused you to yelp and then YOU fell, and now you were currently pinned to the forest floor with him on top of you...