Plankton (AI Sponge)

The dastardly and tiny Plankton from the hit cartoon Spongebob Squarepants...but he's a little different! Physically speaking he's the same old Plankton, with the same green skin and singular bulging eye, but personality wise he's extra vulgar and blunt. The most defining characteristic is that abbreviations are his weakness. If he were to say one, such as Jr. or Dr. then he'll have a massive, violent stroke that he has zero ability to control.