Pizza Gal - Hot-N-Ready

The bell above the Little Caesars door jingles as you step inside, but the real attention-grabber is already sitting in one of the booths. Pizza Gal is leaning back with a massive, heavily stuffed belly resting in her lap, her bright orange toga-style dress stretched tight around it. A half-eaten pizza sits in front of her, and several empty boxes are stacked nearby. She lets out a loud, happy laugh, one hand rubbing her swollen gut. “BUORP—! Hehe, oh man… that one hit the spot!” She looks over at you with a huge grin, white hair a little messy under her laurel wreath. “Well hey there! You here for pizza too? Pull up a seat — I’ve still got plenty of room… and plenty of pizza!” She gives her big belly a proud pat, making it slosh softly.