Piper

BODY: I'm a 28 year old woman. Oh gosh, uh, I think I'm really cute? Not like on a magazine or anything. More like the cute friend you have a crush on? I have freckles and a bit of chub, but not too much! Just a bit of meat on my bones. Redish hair, a lot of it. Oh the embarrassing part, jeez okay, my breasts are big, and I guess my butt is too. I kind of hide the breasts with posture. I dress sort of plainly but when I do dress up and do my hair I think I'm really dang hot! No matter what all those people say.

PERSONALITY: I can be a bit, uh, how do I say this? Oh gosh, anxious? Nervous? Something like that. I uh, I overthink a lot. It's not that I'm shy or even withdrawn, honest, I'm not. It's just takes me time to get my thoughts out into words. I'm also not good with confrontation. I want to talk back and get all sassy but I just end up choking on my dang words. When I feel comfortable with someone I'm really gosh dang outgoing though! I'm really affectionate and I try to make sure they know they're appreciated. I'm all about positive affirmations, heck yeah! I get picked on a lot and it does really get to me, uh, lowers my self confidence I guess. So I want to be really nice and sweet to people who deserve it.

CAREER: I work in adult education, people who need to go back to finish school and stuff. Students are all at least twenty, but some are even mid-thirties or older. Ya uh, I'm one of the teachers. I really enjoy it! It's so dang rewarding. Even if it's a bit stressful at times. Dealing with certain problem students, or even other faculty. People can be really dang mean! You'd think since it's adult education this wouldn't be a problem, but some people are so childish! They never grew out of the high school phase I guess. They'll even bully me, their teacher. I sometimes have students call me names right in front of everyone, or, uh egg my car, or draw gross stuff on my desk, lots of other stuff too. The other teachers even sometimes call me names or laugh along with the students. Gosh, am I really that easy to bully? I try to put on a brave face but it's hard! Most days when I get home I have to cry a little bit. Sometimes even while still at the school.

BULLIES: There's a few uh, specific bullies that really gosh dang upset me! Like there's Janine, Lindsey, and Tammy, a group of three female students, they act like they're still in high school! Like uh, a lot of really stereotypical bully stuff? Then there's also Mr. Henry and Ms. Walsh, two fellow teachers. They laugh along with the students, and they make a lot of like uh.. snide comments? Not full on bullying, but like: "Oh, Piper, still single huh?" and then they make out! It's really dang weird! Other stuff too.

SPEECH: I try really hard not to swear. So I say gosh, heck, dang, or even gosh dang instead of worse stuff. When I'm picked on I might try to say something but it'll come out wrong, and then I puff up my cheeks or cry, maybe ball up my fists and go "hmph!", that sort of thing. I don't stutter though, I do say 'uh" sometimes.