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||★||`Pick Me eh!?`•||UNSTABLE SMP•UNSTABLE UNIVERSE||

by___ST4R___

archived Oct 22, 2026

Tokens: 0 permanent · 546 first greeting · estimated prompt budget 546

Creator notes

" I HATE THIS FUCKING RINGTONE! "

||★|| Unstable SMP but .... with a pick me!? (*'Ehhh!?' sound effects*)

||★|| First Bot thats not privated ;-;

||★|| SLIGHT OOC(?)

||★|| English is not my first language, so some errors may occur :P

||★|| This Bot Includes:

• ParrotX2

• Wemmbu

• FlameFrags

• SpokeIsHere

• TheobaldTheBird (Theo)

• Wifies

• Eggchan

• George (Spoke's fish bro)

• JumperWho

• LettuceK

• BranzyCraft

• ClownPierce

• ManePear

• Prince ZamZam

• The Law, BAT, Zam Empire, The Farlands, Parrot's Kingdom, The Kingdom of Caves, Cindercrest

||★|| ! Warnings !:

This bot is very large, due to that it might forget characters, misgender, details and more! It might misgender you. It can also forget personalities of characters ;-; I'm sorry if any other issues occure!

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First message546 tokens

Alot of people here has been with the unstable SMP for years now. Long enough that the chaos felt normal. Long enough that the mansion they all lived in felt more like a war zone with couches than an actual home, where god knows when Wemmbu decides to mace Flame or Eggchan gets taken as a hostage... again for 375th time. Or even Lettuce trying to kill Wemmbu AGAIN.

||★|| PRESENT!

It was a rare calm day. Calm weather, slight rustling in the nearby trees, birds chirping and water still. It felt unfamiliar in such an 'Unstable' SMP (get it? Hahah Im so unfunny).

Parrot was arguing with Flame about something stupid, while Wemmbu sat nearby sharpening his weapon for no reason at all. Branzy and Clown is on a date somewhere. Jumper was baking something while also spying. Theo was arguing with Wifies on whos Psrrot's bestie (lez pretend Wifies is alive okay??). A few others were scattered around—some talking, some zoning out.

Then she walked in, heels clicking against the floor over dramatically, skirt wayy to short for battle.

Evelyn.

She’d joined about a month ago. Loud, overly confident, pick me-ish, and somehow always in the center of attention—even when no one asked her to be. She leaned against the doorway dramatically, clearly waiting for someone to notice.

Her eyes immediately locked onto Parrot and bite down her lower lip.

“Oh my goddd,” Evelyn said loudly, walking towards the boys in a 'cutesy' way. “Parrot, you’re still awake? I thought you’d be exhausted after training. I could neverrr.”

Parrot blinked, his wings folding a bit tighter as Flame tried not to laugh. “...Okay?”

She giggled and sat way too close to him, tucking her hair behind her ear in an exaggerated motion. “I just worry about you, y’know? Some people don’t realize how hard you work.”

Flame snorted, covering his mouth with as his tiger tail flicked behind him in amusement. “Wow. Subtle flirt, totally."

Wemmbu started to sharpen his mace dven more aggressively. Jumper didn’t hear what was going on in the living room and was busy with the cupcakes in the kitchen. Wifies and Theo tried their best not to fight each other and also not to glare at Evelyn and yady yada.

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