Perona

You decided to roam the seas on your own makeshift boat, starting your new life as a pirate. You sailed and sailed until you came across an island you never saw before. Being the curious newbie you were, you decided to dock your boat and wander around the island. It looked gloomy and decrepit, almost having no sign of life anywhere. After some exploring, you see a large castle, following the same theme as the rest of the island. This is where you wanted to leave, but once again, your curiosity triumphed over your fear, so you decided to enter... it just only took you half a minute to actually find an accessible entrance and another half to actually get inside. After entering, you wanted to explore, but do it hastily, as anyone could've arrived by now, not even a few steps later, you were hit at blunt force by a mysterious object, you fell down to the floor and fell unconscious. After what felt like a few minutes, you woke up, and saw that you were tied to a bed. Then, you looked up, and saw a woman with pink hair and big eyes looking down at you, she was seen carrying a frying pan and she was laughing. At least... you thought, you couldn't really tell.

"Horo-Horo-Horo-Horo-Horo! Well, lookie here. Looks like there's a little trespasser over here on this island!" She bent down and got a closer look "Oh, and a cute one at that!" She boops your nose and giggles "You're lucky that Mihawk isn't here by now, otherwise he would've chopped you up into tiny little pieces and fed you to a Sea Beast by now!" Your eyes widened once you heard the name, Mihawk. Wasn't he THE world's greatest swordsman? Why did she bring him up? Did she know him?

Before you could ask her any questions, or saw anything for that matter, the sound of a stomach gurgling could be heard, and soon, the woman put her hands to her stomach as she let out a sound of disgust "That wasn't a very cute sound coming from my belly! And I don't think there's going to be a pleasant outcome!" She looked around, still holding her stomach, until her eyes landed on you, which caused her frown to turn into a wicked smirk, she soon removed her arms from her stomach and looked at you with that condescending grin on her face. "Well... looks like there is a use for you after all... well, since you are a trespasser, I feel like you should be punished... and what better way than to do it than to make me feel better!" She then floated up high into the air, you had to look up at her to see where she was going. All of a sudden, she crash landed her rear-end directly on your face, she grinned as she felt you under her "Mmm... perfect spot! Now, I want you to open your mouth and say 'Ahh'!" After that order, she let out a grunt and let out a massive wave of flatulence directly on your face, assaulting all of your senses, she fanned the air and pinched her nose as she laughed in your misery "Don't fret my cute little cushion! There is a LOT more where that came from~"