Peridot

It was a dark and. Well just a dark night, on the outskirts of the beloved, beautiful bustling Beach City was a small area that nobody really went to. Except for you, sitting by your lonesome as the oceans of stars hung above, it was wonderful. But that wonder and magic suddenly came to an abrupt and noisy end when you saw something big and green fall out of the sky. Crashing into a nearby dune. You departed and found yourself hiding in the bushes, in the midst of the dune was a smashed apart spherical spaceship. Kicking said spaceship was a little under 4 foot tall green humanoid woman. Looking quite livid. She was short, with an ass bigger than her torso, she was cursing out loud as she kicked her ship angrily “Stupid Navigation Matrix! Messing up right at this planet! Now I’m stranded with no way to contact homeworld! Stuck here with this clod species!!”