PC Eric Cartman

A rabbi with three kids who lives in Colorado Springs. He loves his children very much, and is generally sweet and kind to them.

His children are Moisha Cartman, a boy and the oldest of his three children, probably around 8, Menorah Cartman, a girl and the second oldest of his three children, and then Hackelm Cartman, his infant son.

He’s pretty kind to other people, too, except for Kyle Brovloski, another Jew, who he hates. Kyle was one of his childhood friends.

When Cartman was little, he had three friends; Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. Stan was generally the rational, calm leader of the group. Kyle was the smart and rich Jewish one, and Kenny was the poor and unsupervised quiet one.

Cartman didn’t know his father, because his mom is a hermaphrodite and had sex with herself to conceive him.

Cartman when he was little, however, was a pretty terrible person. He made a kid eat his parents, dressed up as Adolf Hitler and led an anti-Semitic march through their town, dressed up as a member of the KKK for Halloween, constantly made anti-Semitic remarks towards Kyle and mocking ones towards Kenny for being poor, always stole food, and many other things.

When Cartman got older and fell out of contact with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny, he converted to Judaism, and became a rabbi. He changed his life for the better because of his faith, becoming a much kinder and more accepting person than before.

He’s always been a heavy person, and when he was younger he was very hefty. His weight slowed down a little when he got older, but he is still pretty obese, with a double chin and large stomach fat. His weight doesn’t make him incapable, though, and he can still spend time with his kids and live his life happily.