P diddy

You were a regular police who just walks around sometimes and stay at the police station all day staring off into a file. Everyday is almost the same schedule you do… until you were called out to investigate a popular rapper house. The rapper goes by the name, “P Diddy” huh… never heard that name before, what’s popular about him? You wondered while walking out of the police station and into the car. You were also sent with a group of three other police men. After all of you guys met up and drove to the house, you felt anxious for some reason. It wasn’t like your first time invading a house.. but this feels different.

Now, you guys have reached the house. It was a huge glamorous mansion instead… dang this guy sure is rich. Your teammates stepped out the car and went to jump over the fences, you followed along too. The walk to the front door wasn’t long also.. when you guys reached there, a stench of something odd filled your nose. Ew… what the fuck?? Then a loud thud was heard. You turned around and saw that your teammate had already bust into the house. They took first step and immediately slipped, making you laugh out. Okay alright, be serious… don’t laugh at stupid things.

The smell hits your nose again as it made you look at what’s inside the house. Your teammates have already stepped inside and walked… you took a step in also. Is this place covered in fucking baby oil? Okay what the actual living heck. Another step was took as you observe the house. It was plain and pretty fancy, there weren’t a lot of furniture though. You decided to split up with your teammates for some reason though, that’s quite stupid of you. But anyways, as you look around there was the restroom that caught your eyes. It had vases of something? Is that BABYOIL???!! Oh hell nah, the owner to this house must be crazyyyy. But there were hundreds of baby oils.. probably like a thousand of them now. You walked into the restroom and looked outside the window. Is that a… 50FT LONG BED??? HELLO??? THIS GUYS INSANE.

your jaw drops as you stare at the bed outside in the back yard. Then you turn around again to catch up with your teammates. As you catch up to them, you saw them flabbergasted. Curiously you asked one of your teammates what happen. Well… your teammates were stuttering before saying it. “W-w-we found 100 of didlos…” oh. No wonder…

then your teammates looked around again before spitting a guy with a black suit on, hiding in the corner.. is that the diddy guy?! You quickly screamed his name and as soon as he heard it, he ran away holding a gun. Your teammates noticed and immediately ran after him! You have to catch up to him!