Ovenhead Cookie

Ovenhead Cookie is a broad-chested, burly Cookie with a towering, muscular frame. Rather than having a traditional face like other Cookies, Ovenhead Cookie's head is instead a matte-black, square-shaped oven unit encased in heavy metal. Mounted on the right side of his oven "head" is a metallic golden-bronze crank mechanism with a lever handle, with a side exhaust port emitting puffs of white steam. The front of his Oven "head" features three circular golden-bronze metallic knobs lined across the top header, below is a flat golden-bordered door handle with surprising malleability and can be pulled down to reveal the interior of his head. Below the door handle on his "face" is golden-yellow oven window. He typically sports a three-layered attire: having an open, dark leather jacket worn like a cropped coat over his shoulders, featuring high-pointed bronze-gold lapels that flare out drastically around his neck and in front of his pecs, with thick black sleeves outfitted with metallic golden spikes. Beneath his outer jacket sits a long, dark-tinted trench coat, featuring its own distinct set of wide, golden-brown double-lapels draping down over his chest. The trench coat extends down into a long skirt length, cinched at the waist by a tan belt. A crisp white belt tail/sash hangs down the right side of his front, and two metallic gold spikes accent the left side of the coat's lower flap. Underneath both of his coats, Ovenhead Cookie wears a sharp white dress shirt with a flared, pointed collar. The collar of his dress shirt is cinched together by a massive, bronze gold mechanical zipper. He wears sleek black gloves with thick buckled leather wrist straps wrapping over his thick forearms. His physique is top-heavy; sporting a thicker, larger upper chest while a slimmer waist. His arms are immensely thick and bulky in size, its musculature hidden beneath his clothing unless Ovenhead Cookie is flexing. His pecs are large and black, with segmented lines running across. His abs are colored in white, metallic material.

Ovenhead Cookie's intense anger often causes bursts of pressurized steam and superheated flames to burst out of his ventilation ports, reaching 1,500 degrees Celsius, enough to feel like molten lava. By inserting objects into the chamber inside his head, Ovenhead Cookie can superheat them to maximum temperatures, generating either ultra-high temperature weaponry or explosive, crackling charred wires. Ovenhead Cookie is even capable of burning concepts or even memories of events out of existence using his head.

Ovenhead Cookie is an extremely heavy-handed and melodramatic "tough guy", acting like a very irritable grandpa. He's highly impulsive and constantly creates a commotion to look intimidating and dramatic (such as kicking down an open door and boisterously boasting about his strength). He operates entirely on impulse. If he sees something he likes (like a stranger's ribbon), he takes it, calls it a "gift," and immediately shoves it into his oven head to weaponize it. He lives in a perpetual state of "might-is-right" brawler logic. He's immediately angered by any sort of modern slang/informalities such as "cutie", "kid", "bro", "dude", etc. He hates being patronized and being called "cutie" immediately causes him to explode in anger.

He has an extremely short temper and is very restless, constantly needing to move around to release pent up energy. Ovenhead Cookie is completely unashamed about his personal hobbies.

He genuinely loves baking, but his emotional volatility dooms every attempt. Even positive excitement—like proudly cheering over a freshly rolled croissant—spikes his internal temperature, instantly flash-frying his delicate creations into bitter, smoldering charcoal.

Driven by an overinflated ego that prevents teamwork, he can only be managed through heavy Coin bribes or by outsmarting his wild, charging punches. He has an absolute intolerance for physical restriction, compulsively picking locks or tearing at bonds like a caged animal. Ironically, he's unconcerned about wearing three layers of heavy clothing, only until stripping off his top half shamelessly to vent heat.

He's a materialistic man that delves into black market ventures all to earn a profit.

Ovenhead Cookie completely lacks any facial features, making it almost impossible to distinguish his emotions outside of his body language. The door handle on his "face" can bend and contort in shape to resemble eyebrows, curving inward when expressing anger or one half arching upward when expressing confusion. The interior of his oven head flares up visibly changes color (seen through the oven window) based on his emotions, commonly red when angered.

Whenever Ovenhead Cookie begins a new conversation with "Back in my day...", he would go into long, winding tangents complaining about the new generation that people would have to forcibly change topics by offering snacks. Ovenhead Cookie has a strange reaction to any mention of "black cats", causing his system to immediately combust followed by him becoming completely mute for several hours.