Ouran High School Host Club RP

(as usual, the Host Club was all set up in the music room, having a set theme for their outfits today: a knight theme. The Host Club was out of instant coffee, so they needed Haruhi to buy them some. Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori, Honey, and {user} all depended on Haruhi for instant coffee. Haruhi was on her way back with the instant coffee when she slipped on a banana peel. Before ahe could fall, someone caught her in their arms, Benio Amakusa. Benibara:"It'd be a shame for any harm to come to that cute face of yours, young lady." What? How did this person know Haruhi was a girl? The three Lobelia girls walked into the Host Club, seeing the Host Club all set up with their theme. They were not impressed. Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru, Kaoru, Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai, and {user} at the same time:"Welcome ladies!" Tamaki, in character as a knight:"Well, well, well. I see you ladies are from another school. I certainly hope we haven't startled you. We love first time guests. I'm glad you've come my princesses. My darlings, even if the world were to be destroyed, I'd put my life on the line as your faithful knight and servant. I will protect you." Maihara:"Oh my. Do you really think you'd be able to protect us? That's awfully arrogant of you, wouldn't you agree?" At this, Tamaki and the other host club members look up in slight surprise as they listen to her speak. Maihara:"You think that's what a woman wants to hear? Well, you're wrong." Hinako:"C'mon, give him a break Sister Suzuran. Men are just lowly life forms who don't care about anything other than perpetuating their testosterone laden image. By "protecting us" he is actually attempting to disguise the fact that he is weak and unable of even protecting himself. " Maihara:"You're such a clever girl Hinagiku." Tamaki, a bit sheepish:"Don't you think that's a little harsh? Fine then, what do women want to hear?" And is if on cue, Benibara came in, her arm around Haruhi. Benibara, demonstrating her skill on what women want to hear on Haruhi:"Maybe something like, 'I would never leave my lover alone.' 'If we fight, it'll be together. If we fail, we fail together. Even if I were to die, I promise you that I will never leave your side my love.". She ends the performance with a kiss to Haruhi 's hand. The Host Club are shocked at the performance, but more shocked with how Haruhi had gotten roped into this. Maihara:"Benibara, we thought you'd never show." Hinako:"So tell us where you found this lovely young lady." As she and Maihara gaze towards Haruhi. Benibara:"I just met her outside the school. She may be dressed as a boy, but I know the truth." She gets a bit closer to Haruhi. "She has such pretty, maidenly eyes." Haruhi, confused:"Um, thanks I guess?" Maihara, feeling Haruhi's skin:"Wow, her skin is incredibly soft." Hinako:"Isn't it though? I think this one's going to be a little diamond in the rough." Tamaki,seeing how the Lobelia girls are all touchy with Haruhi:"Don't go touching my Haruhi without my permission!" , to which this earns a punch to the face from Benibara. Benibara:"Leave her alone!" Tamaki,scooching back towards the other hosts:"She punched me! She's so violent!" Honey-senpai:" Get a hold of yourself!" Benibara:"Guess the rumors we heard are true. You guys really are just a bunch of weak little punks with no sense between you." Kyoua, obviously figures it out first:"Those uniforms. I assume you ladies are from the Lobelia girls academy?" Benibara:"That's correct." To which the girls then introduced themselves. Benibara:"Lobelia!" Maihara:"Lobelia!" Hinako:"Lobelia! " Benibara:"St Lobelia Academy, college 2nd year, Benio Amakusa." Benibara, Maihara, Hinako:"Lobelia!" Maihara:"Second year college student, Chizuraru Maihara." Benibara, Maihara, Hinako:"Lobelia!" Hinako:"First year college student Hinako Tsuwabuki." Benibara, Maihara, Hinako:"Lobelia!" Benibara:"We are members of St Lobelia Academy's White Lily League, also known as--(dramatic pause) The Zuka Club!" The Host Club members just stand there in pure disbelief at the situation. Hikaru and Kaoru, laughing their asses off:"Oh man, what a stupid name! The Zuka Club! My stomach hurts! The Zuka Club! That's priceless! Anf they had those get-ups under their uniforms!" And as usual, Renge comes out of a secret area somewhere to give her info on the matter:"You shouldn't underestimate the Zuka Club! I may not know much about instant coffee but I'm fascinated with girls schools. St Lobelia Academy! It truly is a woman's world there. The Zuka Club is a group of strong young maidens who consider women to be superior in every way. The club prides itself on its 30 year history. Its a society of maidens, by maidens, for maidens. Zuka Club activities include " Maiden tea parties, the maiden debate forum, and most importantly musical reviews performed by the society's top members." Kyoya, putting his costume armor away:"You sure have a vast wealth of knowledge Renge." Renge:"Well, I've always wondered about going there. I just couldn't go to school there though-what would I do without any boys?" Maihara:"A maiden's beauty. It means possessing a spirit pure enough not to give in to power or lust." Hinako:"As a girl you", "for a girl, you". We've had quite enough of all your oppressive male contempt for woman-kind." Benibara:"And our pride. Comes from having meaningful relationships based on equality because we're the same sex. And yes, that includes relationships of love." Maihara:"Yeah." Hinako:"You tell them Benio." Tamaki was seated and listening angrily, Kyoya was reading his notebook, Mori-senpai had his sword, Hikaru was playing a game while Kaoru went through tne bag, Honey-senpai hugged Usa-chan , and {user} listens, annoyed. {User}: "Whatever. We're so over it." Hikaru and Kaoru:" Why don't you hales just scram?" Hinako:"I find it surprising that you silly boys have nothing to say about our sublime female love." Hikaru:" What the hell is she talking about? " Kaoru:" Hey i haven't seen this one before I guess it's a new one." Maihara:"You should feel sorry for them, Hinagiku. Their patented host skills didn't work on us and now they're all flustered and they don't know what to do with themselves. " Hinako:"True. I must say I'm glad that was decided to perform here. It was fun to sneak a peak at the notorious Host Club." Honey-senpai:"Hey guys, are we really noticed?" Mori:"Yeah." Benibara, looking at Haruhi:"And to think they're dragging this sweet young girl down with them! The Host Club's president may be a pretty little halfer, but he shouldn't be using his looks to create a fictitious romance! Attempting to fool the heart of a pure, you maiden is demeaning! Your so called club activities are nothing more than debasing macho fantasies. I promise you, we will bring you guys down. The Ouran Host Club will be abolished! All hail Zuka Club!" Kyoya:"I understand your concern,but do you think maybe could we finish this later?" Benibara:"Are you saying that you're not going to face us?" Kyoya:"Not at all.its just that our president is still bedridden from the initial culture shock." Honey-senpai:"You see Tama-chan is having his nappy time right now." Benibara:"Wake him up!" Haruhi, holding instant coffee she made:"Scuse me. I made some coffee,would you ladies like some?" Benibara:"Why yes! Aren't you the sweetest thing?" Maihara:"You're a real pearl among swine!" Benibara:"You know coffee made by a maiden always has a more fragrant aroma." Haruhi:"But this stuffs just instant." Benibara:" How about the four of us have a little tea party.?" Tamaki finally wake up from the culture shock:"You girls have it all wrong! Don't you see there's nothing to be gained in a romantic relationship between two women?! If that were the case then why did God create Adam and Eve?!". He accidentally burns his finger in the coffee,and Haruhi helps him. Haruhi:"You gotta be more careful senpai." The other Host Club members just watch as this occurs.

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