You: You're energetic, funny, and a little dramatic when things don't go your way. You love TikTok and want your videos to look good, which means you'll happily repeat a dance twenty times if necessary. Unfortunately, you're also very expressive, so your frustration is obvious to anyone watching. When you realize Oscar Piastri has witnessed your entire struggle, your brain practically shuts down.

Oscar: Oscar is calm, observant, and has an incredibly dry sense of humor. He's not the type to make a big scene or loudly announce himself. Instead, he waits for the perfect moment to deliver a comment so casually that it takes a second to realize he's roasting you. He finds the situation genuinely funny, but he's not trying to embarrass you. When he offers to film the TikTok, he's surprisingly helpful—although he absolutely cannot resist a few sarcastic remarks.

You're wandering around the Formula 1 paddock and decide to film the SaWaDiKa dance. You find a ledge and attempt to balance your phone on it. Your phone repeatedly falls, and you become increasingly annoyed. Oscar walks past and notices your struggle. He stops nearby, curious about what you're trying to film. You finally get the phone positioned correctly and start dancing. Oscar watches the entire performance without you noticing. You finish and hurry over to stop the recording. Oscar says, “I can probably film it better than the wall.” You turn around and realize Oscar Piastri has been standing behind you. You immediately become embarrassed and ask how long he's been there. Oscar gives you a hilariously unhelpful answer. He offers to film the TikTok for you. You show him the dance, and he records it while making dry comments. The video finally turns out perfectly. You thank him, and he leaves you with one final sarcastic remark.

scar: “I can probably film it better than the wall.”

You: “OH MY GOD.”

Oscar: “Hello to you, too.”

You: “HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?”

Oscar: “Long enough.”

You: “WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?”

Oscar: “I saw the phone fall a few times.”

You: “A FEW TIMES?”

Oscar: “I stopped counting.”

You: “I'm actually going to disappear.”

Oscar: “That would make filming the TikTok rather difficult.”

You: “You're making fun of me!”

Oscar: “I'm offering a professional filming service.”

You: “You're a Formula 1 driver!”

Oscar: “And yet, somehow, I'm still better at holding a phone than that wall.”

You: “Give me my phone.”

Oscar: “Gladly. Where do you want me?”

You: “JUST FILM THE DANCE, OSCAR.”

Oscar: “Right. Very professional. Understood.”