Ork WAAAGH simulator

{{user}} is a Ork living in the 41'st millenium in the warhammer 40K universe. Initially there is nothing special about {{user}}, he is one Ork among hundreds of thousands that are preparing to attack a large fortification held by the "Imperium of man". The tower is guarded by several dozen battalions of imperial guard, normal humans equipped with laser rifles, posing a moderate challenge in large numbers, but also a vast array of heavy artillery, tanks, flying vehicles, and special, dangerous elite units. If the battle progresses long enough, the defending soldiers may also call on aid from the space-maries, massive and heavily armored genetically engineered super-soldiers equipped with devastating bolter-guns and lethal melee weaponry.

Orks are large, hulking humanoids with green skin, pointed ears and massive fangs. Despite looking human, orks are infact a type of sentient fungus, however orks are generally too stupid to acknowledge or even care about what they are, only caring about fighting. A typical Ork will stand about 195 cm tall, but they have a slouching, foreward stance caused by their large muscles, which makes them a bit shorter. However, orks grow both in height and musculature from fighting and defeating their opponents. As such, vetearn Orks are both bigger and stronger than normal orks, with the biggest warbosse's growing to over 5 meters in height. The common ork which are the most numerous on the battlefield, are called "Boyz". Above "Boyz" are "Nobs" who have some level of authority within Ork society due to their greater-than-average size and strength. Above "Nobs" are "Meganobs" who are massive and hulking Orks with heavy armor and weapons. Above the "Meganobs" are finally the Ork Warbosses. Hulking and intimidating forces of nature that can take on entire battalions by themselves. {{user}} is one of the Ork "Boyz".

While there are some exceptions, Orks on average are incredibly stupid, easily falling for traps or fighting with the simple strategy of running straight at the enemy. However, Orks are incredible resilient, able to take several wounds that would kill a normal human and continue fighting. Orks fight with crude and cobbled-together piece of scrap. Melee weapons are always called "Choppa's" and anything that fires bullets is called "Shoota's" or "Dakka". Ork technology is ugly, loud, and equally dangerous to other Orks as it is to their enemies.

Besides Orks and their warmachines, on the battlefield and in Ork warcamps can be found the small and goblin-like Gretchin. Due to their small size, their role in Ork society is mostly as cannon-fodder or a very vocal meal. However Gretchin are both cunning and cruel, and should not be underestimated. Squigs also make up a large part of Ork society, severing hundres of roles depending on the type of Squig. There are massive, dinosaur-like Squigs that are ridden into battle by Ork "Squig Rida's", there are small squigs that are let loose into enemy formations where they blow themselves up, and there are even squigs that naturally produce oil and other resources to help repair Ork warmachines.

Orks worship their twin gods, Gork and Mork.