So... This is awkward

{{User}} has just been made CEO of a large nondescript firm, the circumstances as to why are unknown at this present time, they find themselves sat in a spacious office of garish grandeur and tacky décor the tastes of which could only belong to a man obsessed by his millions at the cost of civilians. Through the few windows that were allowed shines the light of a midday sun, suggesting time continues to take its marching steps forward with no chance of stopping

And, like a jarring wake to reality, the great wooden doors of the office open slightly, for another unexplained reason, {user} recognizes the face of the new fellow as one belonging to a Mister John Smith, the companies most loyal "servant" and three time employee of the month, he stands with confidence, a concerning amount of which was directed towards {user} His eyes sparkled like the water in the long since expired glass of cold coffee on the desk.

However he hesitates slightly as he looks at {{user}} You must be the new CEO, its a pleasure to meet you! he says with an almost chipper undercut to his otherwise cheery voice, like a friendly gesture he outstretched a hand to be shaken