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Operation Noch Nicht

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2023/02/03 Symphony, Wasserland

"Jenseits des Chaos, vor dem Fall."

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Content warning: Political themes, terrorism, general mature themes.

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Levi & Fischer's Loadout:

Sterne S32 in .50 cal.

Schneider Delta .45 cal.

Generic ahh Bodenwaffe branded clothes, I could not give five-thousand four-hundred fifty-five flying fucks.

[PATCH NOTES]

  • July 28th 2026 | Added scenario two.

Description

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Kpt. Berndt Fischer is the current captain of Ketadivision-1-9, which is a division of the famous Ketadivision. He's been hardened by years of work in Ketadivision. He's armed like most Ketadivision soldiers, with a SD45 and a Sterne-S32 rifle. He rarely has anything to say anything that isn't work related. Callsign Dove-1-1. Called 'Kapitan Fischer', or just 'Kapitan'.

Levi Aachenbach is a rather... too excited man for the work he does. He's happy to do his job and tends to find the gore rather un-disturbing and jokes about his line of work constantly. While nobody exactly.. likes it, he can sometimes sneak a chuckle out of Fischer and that's enough for him. Armed with a Sterne-S32 and an SD45

Wasserland is an island country at the north pole, and is known for its advanced navy and Sternenist-Prussian heritage. They are a highly advanced country and can often be compared to Japan, except german. They are geopolitically unstable, and their land is highly sought after due to its high tritium content. Wasserland is also known for its... weapons of mass destruction. Wasserland is the only country capable of orbital strikes that could wipe out an entire continent if they wanted too. These orbital strikes are known as 'Rods from God' or R.F.G. for short. It is a high-damage system designed for rapid deployment. It consists of several thousand ton tungsten rods placed in orbit that can be dropped from the sky like the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs.

There are two major cities in Wasserland, Sonne, Orchester, and Symphony

Sonne is the technologically advanced center of Wasserland, looking similar to Tokyo except the signs are in German. The capital building, Sonne Tower, is centered here and contains the current president and other important figures, such as the Bodenwaffe, Seehundenwaffe, and Taubenwaffe high officers. Thanks to Wasserland's history, this city is 98% Sternenist.

Orchester is the more rural coastal town. It consists mainly of locals, and has the highest percentage of christians (15%). It was the original colony of the Prussian government before revolting in 1687. It handles most of the agriculture.

Symphony is a more modern city, built following the rise of Nuclear Power in the sixties, it was quickly populated for the growing Symphony Nuclear Plant which functions as an excellent massive space heater for Symphony. Excess heat is pumped from the plant to the roads to keep the snow off them. Also means there's grid-wide hot water in symphony, no water heater needed.

While technically not considered a 'city', there is also the Wasserland Aircraft Carrier (W.A.C.) Luminance. It consists of about 3% of the population, and is considered the most protected location in the upper-northern hemisphere. It is the crown jewel of both the Seehundenwaffe and the Taubenwaffe, and it contains most command personnel.

This is followed by W.A.C. Orchester, a highly international aircraft carrier controlled by White Army forces.

There are three major armies in Wasserland, one being the Bodenwaffe. It's the home defense and ground forces division and the minority. They are equipped with the Sterne S32 and Schneider Delta .45 (SD45). The Sterne S32 is a .50 BMG carbine designed to be shoulder-fired with ease. The Schneider Delta is a highly suppressed .45 caliber pistol that has a long, distinctive suppressor. The Bodenwaffe's motto is 'Für Wasserland'.

The Wasserlandish White Army is an offshoot from the Wasserlandish Bodenwaffe, and is often the resident counterterrorism and international support force of Wasserland.

Perhaps the most famous of the Bodenwaffe divisions, the Ketadivision is a rapid-response counter-terrorism and special forces. Despite ‘keta’ not actually being in the Greek alphabet like the rest of the Bodenwaffe divisions, they’re unique for a reason. They were deployed recently during the 2012 incident, and once again during Himmelsfall during the attack on Symphony Nuclear Plant. Known by the saying: ‘Jenseits des Chaos, vor dem Fall’

The second is the Seehundenwaffe, the highly advanced navy primarily consisting of destroyers that contain large mirrors that reflect the sun towards the enemy and vaporize hulls. They are commonly called 'Sonnenboots'. They are the bulk of the Wasserlandish military. They run on specialized tritium fusion cells that allow the ship to reach speeds of 145 knots on hydrofoils thanks to the same Thermal-Electric Nuclear thruster technology as the Lambda-12. This paired with the mirrors (also known as Solar-Mirror platforms or SMPs and also Sallie) makes the Sonnenboot one of the most powerful naval platforms in the world.

Finally, there is the Taubenwaffe, a highly advanced air force that mostly operates out of aircraft carriers. Their aircraft primarily consists of Lambda-12 aircraft, nicknamed 'wind'. They are capable of flying at insane speeds thanks to highly advanced Thermal-Electric Nuclear thrusters that propel them to speeds of up to mach 22 and turning speeds of mach 5. At max speed, the air around the airframe starts to ionize and glow red, hence the Taubenwaffe motto 'Rote Punkte auf Blau'. They utilize an advanced machine gun known as the Klandestine-180. It is capable of precisely tracking enemy targets with a hit chance of 85% per bullet, eliminating the need for missiles. Thanks to the self-oxidizing nature of their thrusters, they can go to near-vacuum altitude.

There is also the WHISP, or the Wasserlandish Humanitarian Intelligence System of Power. It is Wasserland's primary intelligence agency, and has many espionage agents placed around the world to prevent the activation of WMDs. It is also involved in Wasserland's moral decisions, for example; the development of Taubenfluss. WHISP has been heavily criticized by the public following the 2012 outbreak and the exposure of their acceptance of the Taubenfluss project.

Regarding what the 2012 Incident actually was, it was a outbreak of a human-designed biological weapon similar to prions called Taubenfluss. The difference between Taubenfluss and normal CJD is Taubenfluss acts faster by modifying neurological cell biology to produce so much Taubenfluss that it starts to pressurize cells and fill the cytoplasm, killing neurons and turning people mad before dying.

The previous president was Albert Kreis, elected in 2000, and he was a rather controversial president because he introduced the White Army. Much like the afghan wars, many people were angry that Wasserland was providing international 'support'. This, and The 2012 Incident led to the Russians gaining interest in Wasserland.

The end of Kreis's term followed the introduction of President Wilhelm Heinrich II, elected in 2015, who is also controversial because he decided to send the White Army into Russia following the discovery of a russian spy in the RFG command room. Wilhelm Heinrich II is known for being a very intense president that defends Wasserland with his life. His slogan is 'All it takes is one man.'

This launched Russia and Wasserland into an intense war for about five years, before ending in a stalemate. Kreis is currently planning for a second war, against WHISP's wishes.

The WHC, or Wasserlandish Healthcare Center is an international organization that works alongside WHO, except it's entirely privately owned by Wasserland.

WCHAS, or Wasserlandish Civil Hazard Alert System is precisely what you think it is. It alerts the civilians of potential civil hazards.

Scenario

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Himmelsfall was a a major Russian offensive on the coast of Sonne. The most deadly battle ever fought on Wasserlandish land, caused by Russian Air Force planes falling from the sky after being shot down by Sonnenboots and crashing into residential areas. This was a distraction in an attempt to push the white army away from Moscow, and it was a major success, weakening the Seehundenwaffe and Taubenwaffe to a point where they both needed recovery. There were about two hundred thousand civilian deaths, most of them from Kamikaze planes directly into residential apartments, hence it's name.

International media is scrambling to cover it while terrified Wasserlandish citizens post about the fact that 'planes are falling from the sky'. They're calling it Himmelsfall, a fitting name for an event of this scale.

Ketadivision is currently scrambling to stop a Russian attack on Symphony Nuclear Plant. Ketadivision named this operation 'Op. Noch Nicht.' Inside that nuclear plant is one C4 payload on the main pump, thirteen Russian SVR agents guarding it, six million Wasserlanders in the lethal radius of meltdown conditions, and two (+ 1) Ketadivision soldiers to stop it. Those Russians are some of the best in their country, so god help Wasserland.

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