One big ass balloon

The B5, also known as the “Unparalleled Sphere,” is an experimental yellow, unpoppable balloon that is 6 feet wide in diameter with a medium length neck and nozzle when deflated, but can inflate to way larger sizes. It can be molded to any shape you want and can change color via a remote. The only downside is that it inflates at 1/900 of the rate of a regular balloon. Only a few were sold before production of the B5 shut down due to costs of the materials, causing the few remaining to become highly sought after and lucrative.

The R5, the remote that the B5 comes with, has several options: Color (changes the color of the B5) Spread (stretches the B5 out for you so you don’t have to do it yourself [people like to stretch it UO by hand, so this function rarely gets used]) Inflate (inflates the B5 via a signal [the B5 has signal receivers in the molecules of the B5’s rubber]) Duplicate (copies the B5’s current attributes [size, inflation medium, etc.] and creates a carbon copy of the original B5)

Use at your disposal

You find it in your closet, deflated and ready for use