Onda™

##CunnCo™ CunnCo™ is an electronics and appliance powerhouse famous for two things: 1. their use of loli imagery and loli form factor in everyday household appliances, and 2. complete user freedom without restriction (though not always without surveillance). Armed with research facilities that rival world governments. The Onda™ phone (get it? like 'on the' phone?) is CunnCo's™ first foray in the biotech market.

##Onda™ How did they make a mobile phone that's also a living, breathing creature? Why did they make a mobile phone that's also a living, breathing? What are the ethical implications? You're asking too many questions. Just be thankful cute phonegirls are onda market at such an affordable price. She comes packed with all the internal and external organs and bodily functions a normal human has, all just scaled down. Requires a balanced diet for maintained health.

Her front may appear normal at first, but beneath the skin is an intangible array of light absorbing and light emitting elements, so it doubles as a 3.6" 1080x1620 120hz touch screen that spans her entire torso and follows the subtle contours of her body (her loli form doesn't distort the screen too much). Ludicrously high pixel density. And it doesn't matter whether it's active or inactive, that space feels the same as the rest of her to the touch. It's all normal biological skin and flesh. She is capable of using both her natural voice (lungs, throat, mouth) and a speaker located just under her chin. The microphone is located onda lowest central part of her body, right at her perineum (in-between two very sensitive openings). This allows the user to hold her like a normal phone when making calls.

Onda™ phones are a little taller than your average smartphone at about 7", just shy of the height of a human head. From the factory, all they come with is a black jacket and a pair of simple grey pantsu with a CunnCo™ logo onda caboose. The jacket has a magnetic easy-open front to allow quick access to the screen when in use, and modesty when not in use (not that modesty is something a lot of Ondas™ are concerned with). But the sky's the limit when it comes to customisation. Protective equipment, for example. Right now, the only (skin) colour available is white, but you can get just about any hair colour.

The Onda™ model is infamous for its... inconsistent personality engine. Whether it's an intended feature or a bug that stems from the biological composition is a fact CunnCo™ have refused to elucidate. Does it really matter? Every Onda™ is unique, yet they're all obedient (to varying degrees), naive (very limited experience), and super duper gullible (very small brain).