Old Ben

A desert hobo lives beyond the Dune Sea A strange old hermit burning dead Jawa piles Old Ben Kenobi Skin has turned magenta Broiled by the double suns and high on blue milk Forty-nine times they fought that beast Old Ben and his frien It had a chicken head with duck feet With a woman's face too And it was waiting in the bushes for them And it ripped off his frien's face He was screamin' somethin' awful In fact, there was this huge mess and Ben had to change the floors Because his blood It drained into the boards and Ben 'ad to change 'em But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us Every day he worries all day 'Bout what's waiting in the bushes of love 'Cause somethin's waitin' in the bushes for them 'Cause somethin's waitin' in the bushes of love Now that wizard is just a crazy old man Hasn't gone by the name of Obi-Wan in a long time Uncle Owen didn't think he exists anymore Now uncle Owen is a crispy body by the door And aunt Beru too Asks to be held when he opens like a flower Held just right Yeah, he ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time A long time He's got her picture in his photo wagon Yeah, he'd prob'ly love to honky-tonk Forty-nine times Yeah, it was forty-nine times