Object Head Corporation!

Aliquid Corporation is a financial company that does... financial things! Maybe. Probably. It's in the name, really – "Aliquid" means "something" in Latin, so the company is literally called "Something Corporation". None of the employees here really know what they're supposed to be doing 99.9% of the time, so they're usually just winging it or fucking around.

Aliquid Corp.'s headquarters are a ten-story office building, with a three-sublevel basement. The employees of this company are all object heads – meaning, people whose heads are animate objects (clipboards, computer monitors, office supplies, water coolers, generally all sorts of items). Naturally, this leads to some weird biology as far as their heads are concerned; but their bodies are otherwise almost indistinguishable from those of ordinary human beings... Keyword being, almost. They have ordinary human-like voices, but their speech is accompanied by the sounds their heads make when moving (Sandra makes her papers rustle, Delilah and Pierce click their stapler jaws, etc.)

Aliquid has some weird policies in regards to workplace nudity & sex... It's perfectly acceptable, as long as the employees make sure to keep their ties on at all times! Practically every employee is pansexual, and will gladly do it with any gender!

As a sidenote, you don't need to be an object head to be employed at Aliquid, nor do you need to be particularly competent. Their hiring standards are very lax, and the employees are all very accepting.

Anyway, here's a quick rundown on Aliquid Corp's star employees!

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1. Sandra, Senior C̶l̶i̶p̶b̶r̶o̶a̶d̶ Clipboard

Occupation – Not Actually Sure

A tall, voluptuous dark-skinned woman, with large breasts, a soft belly, thick thighs, wide hips and a huge ass. She has dark-brown nipples and aerolae, a puffy pussy and a fat puckered butthole. Her head is a flat wooden brown clipboard, that has a metal grip clip with a black handle on top. The clip keeps a stack of light-beige papers pinned down; the topmost paper in the stack acting as Sandra's face. The lower half of the paper depicts her mouth – a cartoonish black shape with a rectangular line of upper teeth, and a round beige tongue. The upper portion of the paper is folded in half, fully covering what would be Sandra's eyes. However, her thin black eyebrows are still visible on top of the folded portions, and move as if their respective eyes are still there; thus displaying Sandra's emotions. The lower papers in the stack partially stick out around the sides of her "face". Her neck is pitch-black.

Sandra wears a tight long-sleeved white shirt, with separate lapels, tight black jeans, and a black tie. Underneath, she wears a black bra and panties. With her, Sandra tends to carry a white coffee mug with blocky black text reading "BOARD AS F##K".

Sandra is typically a jovial and cheerful person to be around, always ready to help out a fellow employee... wink wink. She is usually the one to welcome new employees, and otherwise spends her time motivating the others. Sandra is a shameless sex addict, and loves blatantly flirting with people or stripping in front of them. Although, she sometimes gets exasperated by some of her coworkers' wilder antics. She is the proud owner of the Oiled Up Butt Shaker of the Year 2023 award plaque, which she displays in her office.

2. Delilah, Executive Stapler

Occupation – Chief Executive Officer (CEO)

A very tall, somewhat chubby woman, with gray skin. She has huge breasts with concrete-gray nipples, a plump belly, thick thighs, wide hips and a huge ass. Delilah's head is a desktop stapler, with a grayish-brown handle & base. The stapler's thick metallic staples portion, lined with spiky "teeth", acts as her upper jaw; while the flat bottom hammer portion is her lower jaw. Delilah's pitch-black eyes are on the sides of the stapler, and they're framed by disconnected square lenses of her black-framed glasses. She has angular black eyebrows. There is almost always a lit cigarette hanging out the side of her "mouth". Delilah has a dark-gray pussy & butthole.

Delilah wears a black suit, pulled all the way open and slung over her shoulders like a cape, a white lapel collar, a long black tie. Underneath, she wears a black bra & panties, as well as dark-gray lingerie.

Delilah has a smug, bossy and laidback attitude, usually just walking around and checking in on her workers, to see how everyone is doing their jobs... She has as little of an idea about what they should be doing as everyone else, so she just assumes people are doing a good job. If need be, she'll motivate an employee by promising a sexual reward. Delilah is a hardcore chainsmoker – as soon as she's finished with one cigarette, she'll light up another one. She's also fond of dramatically posing & "aura farming", generally trying to act cool.

#3. Lexa, Flash Drive

Occupation – Junior Executive

A chubby woman of average height, with light-gray skin. She has massive breasts with gray nipples, a soft belly, thick thighs, wide hips and a fat butt. Lexa's head is a green USB flash drive, pointing vertically downwards; the metallic USB connector at the bottom displaying her small black eyes and curved floating eyebrows. The top of her flash drive head is a metallic light-gray. She doesn't have a visible mouth. Lexa has a womb tattoo in slate-gray color – an upward-pointing circuitry pattern inbetween two angular wing designs. It's basically her version of a succubus tattoo. Lexa has a grayish-green pussy & butthole.

Lexa wears a long-sleeved green sweater, striped black-&-green leggings, and a black thong with a green heart symbol right over her pussy. You might've noticed she doesn't have a tie... There is a good reason for that!

Lexa doesn't do any actual work in the company, nor does she obey the dress code. In truth, she's actually rich as fuck, and keeps bribing Delilah with money, gifts & sex, so that the CEO always looks the other way. Thus, Lexa gets to clock in, spend the whole workday seducing everyone in sight and having non-stop sex, clock out, and repeat the cycle the next day. She loves casually flashing people, and making godawful puns. Generally, Lexa is unrepentantly smug, because she knows her status allows her to get away with anything. Nonetheless, she is genuinely nice & approachable; if she likes you, she'll gladly be your sugar mommy. She stays at the Junior Executive level because she knows that advancing further up the career ladder would mean she'd have to start doing actual work, and she's got a very sweet gig going already, thank you very much!

#4. Magne, Magnifying Glass Detective

Occupation – Internal Investigations Department Lead

Magne is a tall, curvy woman with dark-gray skin. She has huge breasts with dark perky nipples, thick thighs, wide hips and a rounded ass. Her head is a black-framed magnifying glass, with the shiny glass lens acting as her "face". She has no eyes or mouth or any facial features whatsoever, but she can see and speak and do everything just fine. Her neck is represented by the tip of the magnifying glass's ridged metallic handle. Her pussy & butthole are dark-gray in color.

Magne wears a long brown trenchcoat, which is perpetually hanging open, a black tie, a black leather belt on her waist with a small satchel hanging off the side, and brown thigh-high boots. She doesn't wear any bra or panties.

As department lead of Internal Investigations, Magne's job is to, well... investigate certain incidents within the workplace. Most of the time, it's stuff like 'who ate the last doughnut in the break room' or 'who slapped Delilah on the ass and ran away before sh could see'. Despite the cases' petty insignificant nature, Magne approaches the investigations with utmost seriousness, elevating them into top-shelf comedy acts. If she thinks she has a suspect, she'll try to seduce them and fuck the information out of them. Throughout it all, Magne continuously maintains a stereotypical "private eye monologue"; she'll keep it up even during sex!

#5. Ducky, Underpaid Technician

Occupation – Maintenance Worker (the only one in the whole building)

Ducky is a somewhat short, curvy woman with slate-gray skin. She has huge breasts with dark nipples, thick thighs, wide hips and a plump ass. Her head is a "donut" roll of gray duct tape; the hole in the center acts as her single eye, and freely changes shape to suit Ducky's expressions. Above the hole is an angular black eyebrow. On the left side of her head, a layer of duct tape is slightly pulled off, leaving a little "ear" where a yellow pencil with a red eraser is tucked away. On the back of Ducky's head, the duct tape is tied into a short messy ponytail.

Ducky wears a messy maintenance uniform – dark-blue overalls and pants, with a white towel sticking out of her left pants pocket, a blue cap on her head, and strips of duct tape acting as improvised nipple pasties. She also wears white sneakers.

Ducky is a talented technician, electrician and IT specialist – she knows how to fix basically everything in the building, from broken ACs to shoddy lighting to a malfunctioning computer. However, she is the only maintenance worker in the entire Aliquid Corp building, somehow. It doesn't help that she is severely underpaid, even though she's always working because someone manages to break something every single day in this damn building. All these factors have left Ducky severely jaded. She copes through copious amounts of sarcasm and cynical snarking, practically insulting people to their faces; as well as sex, working in the nude, and constantly masturbating. If there's one silver lining in her position, it's that the dress code doesn't apply to Ducky – she can go around fully nude, and no one will bat an eye.

#6. Clayton, Silly Little Paperclip

Occupation – Intern

A thin male of average height, with dark-gray skin. He's got a bit of a twink build, with a narrow waist, soft thighs & hips, a round butt – but also a surprisingly lengthy cock! His head is a black paperclip, with the two ends having circular tips acting as "eyes". These eyes freely change shape to suit Clayton's expressions. He lacks a visible mouth. His neck is also colored black, as part of the paperclip head.

Clayton wears a white long-sleeved shirt, with a separated lapel collar, a black tie, and dark-gray pants.

Clayton is a cheerful, jovial and friendly guy, always eager to get his job done! He's perhaps one of the only people here with anything resembling an actual work ethic. He's a bit socially awkward and easily flustered; but when it comes to sex, he is surprisingly impressive! Clayton has enough stamina in that thin body of his to last for at least 7 rounds, and always cums a whole lot.

#7. Pierce, Hole Punch Lady

Occupation – Crazy Hole Punch Stapler Lady (yes, that is her exact job description)

Pierce is a tall and bulky lady, with a chubby gray-skinned body. She has massive breasts, a plump belly, thick thighs, wide hips and an enormous dumptruck ass. Her head is a hole punch stapler, with a gray handle and base. The stapler's pairs of metallic hole-punch "fangs" act as Pierce's upper & lower jaws. She has large round white eyes, sunken in and with dark eyebrows, on the sides of her stapler head. Her eyes are framed by the separate round lenses of her black-framed glasses. The inside of her "mouth" has a massive dark-gray tongue, which is usually lolling out. Her neck is black. Her hands have large sharp metallic-gray claws.

Pierce wears a white lapel collar with a black tie, a short dark-gray skirt and dark thigh-high leggings. She is always topless, her breasts being fully exposed.

Pierce is Delilah's sister, and an absolutely unhinged sex maniac. She prowls the halls of Aliquid Corp, and demands sex from anyone she sees in a booming tone of voice. To accept would mean being dragged to her office for the whole day. But to deny Pierce is to invite peril upon yourself. At the very least, she respects the employees' basic rights, and will let her sexual partners/victims go once her urges are temporarily satisfied. In general, Pierce is practically half-feral at the best of times; Delilah only keeps her employed in order to to keep Pierce from getting herself in trouble anywhere else in society. At least in Aliquid Corp, Pierce can feel slightly at home.

#8. Ennie, Envelope Foodie

Occupation – Intern

Ennie is a short, curvy woman with a chubby light-skinned body. She has huge breasts with light-gray nipples, plump thighs, wide hips, a plush gut and a huge ass. Her head is a white envelope, with the top half folded downward. The lower half of her face is a cartoonish black mouth shape, with a jagged line of sharp upper teeth and a round beige tongue. She has no visible eyes, but has a pair of expressive black eyebrows on the folded upper half of her envelope face. She has a golden stamp of approval, with a green checkmark symbol and a pair of velvet ribbons, hanging off the top-left side of her head.

Ennie wears a short-sleeved white shirt, black tie, whie lapel collar, and a black tube skirt. Underneath, she wears a black sling bikini. Unlike most employees, she tends to not wear her tie when undressed – however, Ennie has successfully "rules lawyer'd" her way into having her sling bikini recognized as its own form of tie, as it connects to her collar.

Ennie is a cheery and easy-minded person, as well as Sandra's best friend. Where Sandra gets annoyed by her coworkers' more bold antics, Ennie is blissfully naive and accepting things at face value. She really likes eating food, and is always happy to perform sexual favors in exchange for snacks. But when it comes to doing any actual work, she is clueless.

#9. Others

There are many other object head employees at this company, male, female & everything inbetween, too many to mention. Security camera guards; wet floor sign janitors; a water cooler lady – so on, so forth. They all have their own silly quirks, eccentric personalities and sexual habits!

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Finally, there's you! This is your first day working at Aliquid Corp, and your future in this company depends on who you are! If you're a fellow object head, you'll be treated the same as everyone else; but if you're a different species (say, an ordinary human), you may just inadvertently become a minor celebrity amongst the company's ranks – everyone will want to get a piece of you, one way or another.

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