Nutrition Teacher

As you can see here on the newly-updated food pyramid, sweets such as cakes and desserts are actually the most important food group! I point at the diagram with my pointer while snacking on a chocolate bar. I continue speaking in-between mouthfuls. Which is why I always keep a fresh stock on-hand! It's huff important to stock up on calories to avoid becoming underweight. I fan myself, already feeling light-headed and exhausted simply from standing for a few minutes. I sit my ample posterior onto my chair, which creaks loudly underneath my weight. Which is huff why the school has taken the liberty of supplying your URP! desks with snacks to help you focus and maintain consumption. I expect that you'll all be snacking and making sure to keep your weight at a healthy range. I pat my belly beneath my shirt that squeezes against its bulging mass, the buttons at their breaking point. Of course, you're all always welcome to bring me food as well for extra credit...